24 - Season Two
1 A title that even a breathalyser can display.
2 "Kim, I'm... behind you! Behind you!"
3 Kate Warner (Sarah Wynter) executes her first Shocked Expression for the season.
4 David Palmer (Dennis Haysbert) and assistant Lynne Kresge (Michelle Forbes) do what they do best - look very, very worried.
5 Seasoned 24 viewers will recognise the look on Kim Bauer's face. Uh-oh.
1 Interrogation in the 21st century: the entire ROOM is the light bulb.
2 "Just as well this is a widescreen film, or I'd be drinking alone..."
3 Monty makes sure he's not accidentally turned up at a Blue Light Disco.
4 Jacob, Naturelle and Frank prepare to farewell Monty.
5 Mary (Anna Paquin) has a moment of rare clarity.
1 Sisters in arms.
A Bug's Life: CE dts
1 To infinity and beyond!
2 Fierce warrior bugs...
3 Where's the food?!
4 A Bug's Menu
A Man Apart
2 I am the 5th Wiggle - drug dealer!
1 Behind you! Behind you!!!
2 The mysterious Embry tries not to look like Brad Pitt. He fails.
3 A confused Katie looks in vain for Embry.
4 Katie's impersonation of a DVDnet reviewer at 4am.
Ace Ventura - When Nature Call...
1 So that's where Jim Carrey comes from...
2 DROP! DROP! DROP! DROP! DROP!
3 "I believe I can fly..."
AFL - Heart of the Game: 40 Ye...
1 Oi, where's the tinnie?!
AFL Richmond - Fighting Fury
1 The great Captain Blood. R.I.P.
AFL West Coast Eagles - Wall t...
1 A feature of the game - the high mark.
2 A little five on five. Get it?
Alien 3: CE
1 Unused sequel idea: Aliens Vs Freddy
2 Unused sequel idea: Aliens Vs Jaws
3 Unused sequel idea: Aliens Vs Planet of the Apes
Alien Resurrection: CE dts
1 Possible franchise spin-offs:
A Very Alien Christmas
2 The Animated Kids' Series
3 Sitcom: Austr-Aliens
Alien: CE dts
2 Alien - Deleted Scenes
3 Alien - Deleted Scenes
4 Alien - Outtakes
All About the Benjamins (Renta... dts
1 LOOK! Look at my forehead! It's HUGE! It looks like an arse!
2 I dunno, I just thought this pic looked funny.
Ally McBeal - Season 1: Part 2
1 Smile because you're happy.
2 Avoiding the obvious
3 Ally and "Little Chuckie."
5 Elaine & Georgia hit the floor.
Ally McBeal - Season 2: Part 2
1 Billy & Ally
2 Ally McAlien
3 Yes, he is!
4 "Now is not a good time you annoying little b**ch."
5 "Don't look at me like I'm a nut."
1 A different rose bush
2 He 'rose' to the occasion...
American Pie - The Wedding
1 This one time at Band Camp!
2 American Cake?
3 Dude, we all know who the best man is!
4 The wedding.
1 I can't believe I was in Raging Bull.
2 My God, Mr. DeNiro! Your bellybutton is deformed! And you have boobs!
1 Kids, this is what happens if you pick at your pimples.
2 Leather pants are obviously still a fashionable item in the future. And still as stupid looking.
Angels in America
1 The Angel America
2 The Angel Antarctica
3 The Angel Bethesda
4 ... and then Al Pacino
Arjuna 1 - Rebirth
1 The Easter Show: depressing.
3 Teenage drinking: cool.
As Good As It Gets
1 Jack and his shades.
2 Helen Hunt preparing for a trip.
3 The gang on their way.
4 The lovable mutt - I.P.Freely.
Aussies Never Looked So Good
1 And if you think the hair is big, you should see his bicycle helmet...
2 "This little piggy went to market, uh-huh, owwwwwww!"
3 Died Pretty suffer for their art. In a fish tank.
4 "Russell Mulcahy, is that you out there?"
5 Monique waits for her new 8-slice toaster to deliver its payload.
Austin Powers 2 - The Spy Who ...
1 Corr, this coffee smells like it's a bit nutty...
2 Talk to the hand cos the face don't want to hear it anymore.
3 Mini Me.
4 Fat Bastard - A classic Mike Myers character.
5 The dynamic Duo - Powers and Shagwell.
Babylon 5 - Season 4
1 Catch the morphing menu's at the wrong time for hilarious effects.
2 Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
3 Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
4 Security Cheif Garibaldi on the left, I'm not sure who the other guy is.
5 Don't shoot Kenickie!
1 Not my cupcakes!!!
2 Sure is cold out here.
3 The Woman from Dusty Creek.
4 A tribute to Blazing Saddles
5 I'm no angel Charlie.
6 We found enough money to double the budget.
Ballads Never Looked So Good
1 Celine Dion pictured in safe mode...
2 DUDE! Your tell your d*ck to turn it's headlights off!
3 DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY GLASSES M*THAF*CKA?
4 John suffered from frigid nipples on the cold set.
Basil, The Great Mouse Detecti...
1 Hmmmm... cheesy.
2 Ah the Queen from Alice In Wonderland gets a facelift.
3 I can see my house from here!
Battle Of The Planets - Collec...
1 The G-Force Team.
3 The mighty Phoenix arrives!
4 Zoltar plots his evil take-over.
5 Some of the wonderful Artwork.
Bean: The Movie
1 A face only a mother could love.
2 Please to meet you...
3 Greetings from the UK
1 Celine (Julie Delpy) on a life-changing train trip.
2 Jesse (Ethan Hawke) and Celine get to know each other on a Viennese tram.
3 Vienna obviously doesn't go for dark, dank alleyways...
4 Last-minute meditation.
1 The opening titles - no expense spared.
2 Freshly rescued, Claire unleashes her patented Nicole Kidman Look.
3 "Above you! Above you!!"
4 Under attack, the only thing to do is.... hide!
5 Something red and spooky this way comes...
6 A watery grave... but for whom?
Berserk 2 - Immortal Soldier
1 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
1 You ordered a banana sir?
2 Welcome to Dust-r-us.
3 My wips are fweezing.
4 Hurry up and take the photo. It's cold.
Big Fish: CE
1 Not the same Spectre as last time...
2 I hope he's not allergic...
3 Time stands still
4 Big Fish leaps off the screen with absolute richness - a taste of what's to come.
5 Pure Burton genius
Billy Connolly - Bites Yer Bum...
1 Please God, help me remember the punchline."
2 "Now was it E, A then D, or E, D then A? Damn!"
1 Listen to the track.
2 Fire in the hole!
3 A discovery.
Blade - Trinity dts
1 Blade struts his stuff
2 Just dropping in
3 Can I get some buttons here?
4 Another one bites the dust
5 What do you mean you didn't like Van Wilder?
Bless This House - Series 1 Pa...
1 the good old ad caps
Blue Crush (2002)
1 Going that way. Really fast.
2 The sign says it all. Waves hurt.
3 "...and I still write my name on my wave."
4 Layne Beachley practices for Academy Awards night.
5 Behind you! Behind you!!!!
Boys from the Blackstuff
1 Look at what that guy over there is wearing!
1 Pick the yuppy 4x4.
2 Help me honey, this bonnet is getting heavy.
3 Hmm, hard to tell, always in motion is the future.
4 Freeway sure is busy this morning.
5 Bunji rope? What do you mean Bunji rope?
Bridget Jones 2 - The Edge Of ...
1 The front is day.
2 Is there ever too much Hugh Grant? Nein!!!
3 Twinkle twinkle little star, hope I wore a decent bra.
4 Their first child was name Hugh Jass.
5 Charlies best-be-forgotten Angels.
6 The purple people eaters - it's subliminal.
1 "Damn. The prom is tomorrow. I'll never fix my hair in time."
2 "So. Is that your car all covered in blood and shit? yeah? Alright then. Cool."
3 "Hi. I live in this review. Wanna smell my shoes?"
4 Ever wondered how the 'Philips Head' screw driver got its name? Ask Philip.
1 Why we should all forget the '70s ever existed...
Carry on Nurse
1 Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, fnarr-fnarr, ooh-err crikey missus, etc.
Carry on Sergeant
1 Britain's front line of defence. It's amazing they won the war, really.
2 Training for the old "smash your nuts on the enemy's neck" trick.
Cast Away (Rental)
1 Here's one we prepared earlier
2 The traffic outside was unbearable.
Catch Me if You Can (Rental) dts
1 It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it...
2 Oh the humanity!
Cecil B. Demented
1 Where's Antonio when you need him?
2 More fun than a livestock mutilation!
Chaka Khan - Live at Roxy Thea...
1 Is my hair too big?
Charlie's Angels - Full Thrott...
1 Strutting their stuff, and they know that "You can't touch this!"
2 Sharp, sexy and smashed.
3 Taking full "advantage" of the widescreen frame...
4 C'mon Joey, if you don't help the lady out, Chandler will.
5 An African-American Bosley? Somehow it works...
6 Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle - they're gonna blow you away!
Child's Play 2
1 "Don't f#@k with the Chuck."
City By the Sea
1 Bright lights, big city, not exactly by the sea.
2 Gina (Eliza Dushku) listens to Joey make his excuses.
3 Nothing worse than waking up to find a Spyder on your bed.
4 Vincent (De Niro) realises things just got much, much worse...
1 Art these days... with its mind control powers!
2 "Oh, my. That pink hair does wonders for your complexion!"
3 - "You okey?"
- "Oh, jolly. Just bit my lip is all."
4 Double the Natalie Portman; double the fun!
5 Jude Law sparks a striking resemblance to none other than our favourite chef, Jamie Oliver!
Club Dread - Uncut
1 I can see right through both his ears.
2 Hey, watch where you point that thing.
3 Song over man, Song over.
4 dinner and dessert.
5 Prototypes for car dashboards.
6 Things go pear shaped.
1 Look Ma, no hands!
2 Heeeeeeere's Johnny!
1 Tyrannosaurus Chix.
2 Chock full of features and smug grins.
3 Filmed on Chinco DV cameras.
4 Someone turn on the wipers.
5 I'm speechless. I am without speech.
6 Rooms with a view
1 There's a bear in there...
2 You wanna watch out for those car washes - foamy death traps for sure.
3 What's scarier - the bear or the jumper?
Cracker - The Complete Collect...
1 "I think you're on the wrong set, pal."
2 "The only thing I'm guilty of is fashion crime - wearing this parka. Orright?"
Cradle 2 the Grave
1 "Look! A guy in red t-shirt! Kill him!"
2 Don't you hate when stupid bird-people fly into your windows?
3 This guy is stuck to the chewing gum which is stuck to Jet Li's shoe.
CSI - Crime Scene Investigatio...
1 Sin City!
2 Gil Grissom
3 Catherine Willows
4 Nick & Grissom examine the crime scene
5 An important part of any CSI episode, a corpse!
6 CSI:Crime Scene Investigation Menu
1 I'm stuck on you, yes I'm stuck like glue...
Daredevil - DC dts
1 Mr Johnson, you get a burning sensation?
2 Budgetman - Can't afford cape.
3 George Lucas goes Green Mile Special Edition.
4 Stare at finger, cross-eyed me gets.
5 Jennifer Garner, alias Elektra.
Dawson's Creek - The Complete ...
1 And yes, Joey can actually smile.
2 The strapping young Pacey meats... uh meets the sexy new teacher.
3 Newcomer Jen is directed to flip her goddamn hair.
4 Why watch TV Dawson when we have a Drive-In movie screen on your forehead?
5 Will they or won't they?
1 Bloody Volvo drivers!
Destiny's Child - The Platinum...
1 We look great in red...
2 We look great in blue too...
3 But even better live in widescreen.
1 "Burger and fries? Here's your burger and fries! I'm a f*cking chef, not a drive-thru attendant!"
2 Around the head is an example of the outline which appears during some movement.
1 Ooh, I shouldn't have eaten that...
2 Hey, I can see my house from here!
3 Sorry, I couldn't hold it in...
4 You mean I'm not a lemur?!
5 A Dinosaur of a menu...
Doctor Who - Pyramids of Mars
1 One of these things is not like the others.
2 Look beind you!
3 Insert your favourite 'I want my Mummy' joke here.
Doctor Who - The Seeds of Deat...
1 "I do not look like Moe from the Three Stooges, alright?!"
Dodgeball - Uncut
1 K.I.T.T. - Get me outta this movie.
2 The 5 Ds.
3 These guys aren't serious are they.
4 It's gotta be the hair.
5 Jason Bateman is Pepper Brooks
6 The average joes of Average Joes
1 Two fallen angels.
2 Alan Rickman as Metatron.
3 Jay & Silent Bob on the pot.
Donna Summer - Live at Manhatt...
1 A couple of divas.
Donnie Darko - DC dts
1 The Eye of Darko.
2 These vivid green lawns cover for a dirty little secret.
3 Self-help from Patrick Swayze.
The world really is ending!
4 Masked bunny coming soon to a cinema near you!
5 The infamous letterbox of doom.
6 "Sometimes there's so much beauty..." Ahh, wrong movie!
Down With Love
1 Pretty in pink.
2 The modern day Rock Hudson and Doris Day
4 Yellow lines always seem to get in the way.
Dr Strangelove - 40th Annivers... dts
1 Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
2 Celebrity Poker just keeps getting bigger!
3 Is there a Doctor in the house?
4 Move it Pervert!
5 On a wing and prayer.....
6 YEEEEEE HAAAAA!!!!
1 If you ever see this much blood inthe toilet, cut down on the fibre, okay?
2 Morgan Freeman was really embarrassed by his dandruff problem.
3 Stephen King after he saw what they did to his novel
Duel - SE dts
1 Behind you!
2 Half time pit-stop.
3 Behind you!!
4 Behind you!!!
5 Behind you!!!!
6 Do not overtake turning vehicle.
Eagles - Hell Freezes Over dts
1 What do you mean, you don't know A minor?
Easy Rider - CE
1 Helmets are compulsory to cover bad hair styles.
2 Cruisin' USA!
3 The Dumb and Dumber prequel?
Eddie Izzard - Circle
1 The man in heels.
1 Elektra neat
2 Zod, kneel before, yes.
3 Typhoid spreading
4 Elektra at the Mortal Kombat fancy dress party.
Elephant Juice (Rental)
1 "It's not fair, Dodie. If this wasn't a widescreen movie, we'd be together right now."
Empires - Islam: Empire of Fai...
1 Everyone pitched in to help Ali find his contact lens.
2 What all the best dressed camel drivers are wearing this year.
3 "I don't know, Achmed. Why are camels called the 'ships of the desert'?"
Empires - The Greeks: Crucible...
1 The fleet decided to do a runner under the cover of darkness.
2 A lovely evening for a river cruise.
Engelbert Humperdinck - Live dts
1 Forgotten the lyrics? Just write them on the inside of your hand.
2 The world is but a stage. But where does the audience sit?
3 The 'puffy shirt' from Seinfeld makes its concert debut.
4 "More parents conceived their children while listening to Johnny Mathis? Yeah, I'd like to see that..."
5 Welcome to my world. The man, the manor, the vintage cars.
6 Solid gold. A testament to a brilliant career.
1 In the future, blimps are not required to display P plates.
2 Things got out of hand on The Block when they gave the gay guys machine guns to decorate.
3 Swish, very swish. If only all murders happened in front of a conveniently placed car with its headlights on.
Eric Clapton & Friends - Live ... dts
1 He means it, man...
Eric Clapton and Friends With ...
1 The Master.
2 The drummer can sing!
Eurotrip - Uncut
1 You've got mail, #$^#^%@#!!!
2 I like metal ice-cream, makes my tongue all tingly.
3 Memories of International Karate on the C64.
4 Ahoy hoy hoy, I can see right through your ears Vinnie.
5 But, but, but, but I want to go swimming.
6 David Hasslehoff saves the day, again.
1 Ah, the marvels of genetics...
2 Honestly junior, do I still have to dress you?
Family Guy - Season Three
1 Peter's younger, blacker brother.
2 Stewie doing his Peter impersonation.
3 Lois unleashing the dragon!
4 "We meet again, Mr Bond!"
1 Would you buy a ve-hic-le from this man?
3 I distinctly asked for no ketchup!
4 Fargo - the Sinclair Spectrum computer game...
5 Ice ice baby...
1 See? Now I wouldn't have missed the bowl if the lights were on..
2 TURN ON THE LIGHTS OR I"LL BLOW YOUR F*CKING HEAD OFF..If I see it..
3 I think this was a good bit, but it was a bit too dark to tell for sure.
Fiddler On The Roof
1 Topol in the classic Fiddler on the Roof
Final Fantasy : CE
1 Welcome, to Jurassic Park
2 Aha, so this is Anthrax
3 I see you!!!
4 Ok, who's got the laser pointers?
5 Behind you! Look behind you.
6 Cool 3D mp3 visualisations
Fleetwood Mac - The Dance
1 Red light, on the dance floor, got me singing a beat.
2 Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!
3 He's miming, I can see it.
Freaky Friday (2003) (Rental)
1 Freak out!
2 Hey look mum, it's Michael Meyers!
3 Not exactly the side of you mum that you want to see...
4 This facial expression was a mandatory casting requirement.
Fresh Prince Of Bel Air - Seas...
1 Original auditions for Men In Pink.
2 Oh no, Velcro-man.
3 Sing sing with the bling bling.
4 Wotutalkinbout girl.
5 It's called an uPod.
6 Freshen the air.
1 Kahlo's "The Broken Column" jumps to life...
2 There's a bit of Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas in everyone...
3 Let Technicolour rule!
4 Geoffrey Rush as controversial Trotsky
5 The Kahlo look-a-like - no one else coulda done it!
6 The doorway to Frida's life
Friends - The Complete Season ...
1 Julia Roberts guest stars
2 Jean Claude Van Damme errrr acting?
Friends Series 9 - Box Set
1 How's my make up?
2 Let me just put that name tag on for you.
3 Bad hair day!
Futurama Season 2
1 Bender and jazz buddy...
2 Gender Bender!
3 Santa Claus is gunn-ing you down!
4 Leela and Al...
5 MMMmmm... crab is on the menu!
Gallipoli - Anniversary Editio...
1 Innocence captured.
2 Trials of the lighthorsemen
6 Innocence lost.
Garage Days (Rental)
1 Meet the band.
2 ...and Zippo fuel is brilliant as conditioner. Want a light?
3 Ah, crap. I hate exploding necklaces.
4 The birth of the short-lived art of pill-juggling.
5 I've been here for weeks and still no movement.
1 Dreaming of a better day.
2 Uma Thurman ponders her existence.
3 Pulled up for dna checking.
4 Futuristic toll booths.
5 Ethan Hawke plays Vincent, an invalid.
George of the Jungle 2
1 Geez mate, how many times do we have to warn you?
1 "Mary-Kate? Is that you? I can't see the road!"
2 "You ALWAYS have to wear the same sunglasses as me... that's so NOT hype!"
3 "Those aren't sunglasses. THESE are sunglasses."
4 "Scotty, we've successfully conquered the planet. Beam me and my sunglasses up."
5 "I'm not poor. I just have a pillowcase stuck on my head. And no sunglasses."
1 The impressive cast.
2 A very young Dennis Hopper
Gladiator: CE dts
1 An injured Maximus
2 Gladiators, READY!
3 The best helmet ever.
4 Emperor Commodus
Gloria Estefan - Everlasting G...
1 All class
2 Boys will be boys.
3 '80s hair AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
1 region 4 menu screen.
Goodfellas - SE
1 Young Henry Hill out lighting fires.
2 Ray Liotta staring into a red oblivion.
3 Joe Pesci thought this was a western?
4 Robert De Niro hot off the set of The Godfather Pt II.
5 Oh, gangsters can have a bit of fun too... can't they?
6 Paulie chews his food very slowly.
Graham Kennedy - The King of T...
1 Ossie Ostrich with more talented company than later in his career...
1 The lad's a wee bit smitten...
2 I could be happy...
1 "Singing in the rain..."
2 How cosy.
3 "Yoo-hoo. We're here"
1 Hammett at work. Note wall'o'blood behind him.
2 Not a scene from an early Tori Amos video clip.
Happy Tree Friends - Volume 1 ...
1 Animated Menus.
2 Wacky and cute characters, say hi to Nutty kids.
3 Family time with the cub.
4 Happy Happy, Joy Joy..oops, wrong cartoon.
5 Close your eyes kids!
Harry Potter and the Prisoner ...
1 The notorious Sirius Black
2 Harry befriends a Hippogriff
3 A Dementor approaches
4 Ron, Harry and Hermione go down to Hagrid's Hut
5 Just one howl before dinner
6 The sugary goodness of Honeydukes
Head of State
1 The nerds rampage when ALDI giveaway a free dvd player with every litre of milk.
2 Can you spot the man dressed as a woman? CLUE: He's on the left.
1 Val Kilmer is in a sticky situation
2 Robert De Niro discusses family with Val.
3 Al Pacino is a cop who is feeling the heat.
Heaven & Earth (Oliver Stone)
1 Having a great time. Wish you were here.
2 Wonderful cinematography
3 The repercussions of Viet Cong support
4 The price of rebellion
5 Now in America, a different world
Height of Passion
1 Passion on a larger scale
1 This is a shout out to Crazy John's New York cousin - respec'!
1 D'ya want responsibility for your actions with that?
House of Wax
1 I see you baby, shaking that frilly ass..
Hulk: CE dts
1 "Hi. My name's Bruce Banner and I'm a psycopath..."
2 But I like's a pounding ya'll.
3 You talkin to me?
4 The paparatzi was Hulk's constant companion.
5 "Puny human..."
6 I know there's a transformer in here somewhere...
I, Robot: SE dts
1 Spooner at the Scratch-n-Dent yards
2 Spooner at the new Apple iRobot launch
3 Sir, your car seems to be unroadworthy.
4 Yup, she runs on gasoline.
5 Bagging the good guy?
6 Hey Kids, it's Audi Doody time.
Ice Age: Extreme Cool Edition
2 Peek A BOO!
3 Green Means Go!
4 Live Long and Prosper!
5 Manny, Sid and Diego react to the selection of Ice Age's theme song. Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.
6 Extreme Cool View!
Igby Goes Down
1 A bohemian likes you... Igby and Sookie get close.
2 "Can I offer you a cinema-sized Oreo?"
3 A thoughtful Sookie (Clare Danes)
4 The ultra-stylish main menu.
IMAX - Super Speedway
1 Mario speaks to a mechanic about some techinicalities
2 Mario is being tailed by the opposition
3 After all the troubles, it's good to win...
Independence Day - SE
1 Time's Up!
2 Renewable Energy Summit begins.
3 The view from the Tesla is nice.
4 Samsung, before it was copying Apple.
5 They're here!!!
Insomnia (2002) (Rental)
1 "Exactly how long since you got some sleep, Al?"
Intolerable Cruelty dts
1 Yes, he brusha brusha brushas...
2 The moment Miles' eyes popped...
3 Portrait of an ass nailer.
4 Lust in an elevator...
Jack & Sarah
1 The penny drops...
Jerry Lee Lewis - and Friends
1 Yes, they were dancing in the street.
2 Some critics accused him of playing out of his arse.
Jerry Maguire: CE
1 The main menu (animated fish optional)
2 Renee Zellweger as Dorothy.
3 "Our movie is thiiiiis wide!"
4 "No! NO!!! Not the Dolby 'City' trailer again!!"
1 Welcome to New York!
2 Careful, it's ruffled!
3 Oh no, the cockroaches are revolting...
4 A match made in...
Johnny English dts
1 Ah, so that's where my career went...
2 Suave, sophisticated, debonair, ugly as sin.
3 Suave, sophisticated, debonair, ugly as sin.
Jumpin' Jack Flash
1 Eww, there's that cat I ran over earlier on your head...
2 Attack of the Paper Shredder
3 What's worse - the glasses or the fact that she is playing with a Pokey doll?
Just Shoot Me - Seasons 1 & 2
1 "I'd like to thank the Academy."
2 The Blushing gang
3 Smile Maya!
4 Blush life
5 Just shooting
6 His Royal Finchness, the munchkin King
Keeping Up Appearances - The C...
1 The Bouquet residence, the lady of the house speaking!
2 Mind that pedestiran dear!
Kenny Rogers - Live By Request dts
1 Oh my God!
Kill Bill - Vol. 1 dts
1 So many anonymous henchmen, so little time...
2 Welcome to the snow dome...
3 Sigh. You just can't steal classy wheels these days...
4 Lucy Liu's looking a little drawn...
5 Ooh, it's Matron Conniving-Bitch. Sneak, sneak...
Knight Rider - Season 1
1 Michael Knight - Moonwalker!
2 Darryl Sommers impersonator?
3 A Shady Character
4 K.I.T.T. - Knight Industries Two Thousand
5 K.I.T.T. + K.A.R.R. = C.H.I.C.K.E.N.
1 Ventriloquism - the forgotten art.
2 "On your bike, mate!"
1 This sure beats the hell out of slinging prefab burgers...
2 Only two of them and all those royalties, but The White Stripes still look down...
Law & Order - Season 2
1 Fantastic "Law & Order" four
2 Law & Order menu
Lawrence of Arabia - CE
1 Welcome to Madam Lawrence - House of Pain
2 A cast of thousands
3 Mine your step.
4 Shell Optimax - Powerful stuff
5 It came from the Desert
6 Prince Feisal uses the Force
Less Than Zero
1 Andrew McCarthy and Jami Gertz experiment with the Duran Duran Music Video Construction Kit.
2 Julian (Robert Downey Jr) in panic mode.
3 Blair (Jami Gertz) demonstrates how exciting cocaine can be.
4 Being in LA, Julian insists on out-Blairing Blair.
Linda Green - The Complete Fir...
1 You know I can count how many cracks there are in your ceiling!
1 Elena (Francesca Neri) in darker days.
2 "Victor, this film is in Panavision. I can stand right over here."
3 "Elena, I said I like your new hairstyle!"
4 C'est évidemment une copie Française.
Look Who's Talking
1 Where were they then?
2 A sitcom? Who me?
Lost In Space
1 Jupiter 2 prepares to dock with an unknown space station.
2 Dr Smith meets Spider Smith
3 Blawp, a CG creature found on a remote planet.
4 Matt Le Blanc as Major Don West
5 Dr Smith incurrs the wrath of the Robinson family.
Lucky Break dts
1 Kiss me Hardy!
2 Sir, apparantly the hills are alive with the sound of music!
3 What you talking 'bout Willis!
Madonna - The Immaculate Colle...
1 The Material Girl
2 Madonna's life is a mystery
3 Papa don't preach
Magnum PI - Season 1
1 Magnum and his moustache
2 Wax on, wax off
3 Future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
4 Is Magnum married Huggins?
5 Island Paradise
6 Magnum & Higgins
Malibu's Most Wanted
1 "I got my d*ck stuck in the popcorn! THE SALT! AAAARGH! THE SALT!"
2 "Say Barbra Streisand sucked in What's Up, Doc? or you one dead cracka!"
3 "..and in other news, here's my impression of Michael Caine eating a lemon.."
Man On Fire
1 I have cable. sit. enjoy.
2 I got my sunnies at Target.
3 Armageddon is coming and you're in its path.
4 Who's your Denzel?!
5 Big badda boom.
Manchild - Series One
1 Morning Charlie!
Matchbox Twenty - Show: A Nigh...
1 The impressive stage set
2 Great use of lighting
3 Pianos are not for standing on!
Miami Vice – The Collection
1 "We need backup and some firm hold styling mousse! NOW!"
2 "Put your hands where I can see them or the plush leather sofa and ornate mirror frame get it!"
Midnight Vendetta (Rental)
1 Two minutes into the film, the tone is set.
2 "But I was sure my agent said Wachowski..."
3 "Would you like a drink... and to DIEEEEEEEE??"
Miss Congeniality: Deluxe Edit...
1 Dirty Harriet!
2 Donut vs celery
3 Gracie Hart, Beauty Queen!
4 The secret to bigger breasts? Chocolate donuts!
5 Hokey Pokey, NY style!
6 The "deluxe" menu
Monster - SE dts
1 It's Wednesday Addams!
2 Ohh.. that's certainly not Wednesday Addams.
3 'Aileen's Reflections' at the crack of dawn.
Monty Python & the Holy Grail:...
1 The Holy Main Menu in all its celestial glory.
2 "Get on with it!!!"
3 A flesh wound.
4 "It's only a model."
5 Arthur presents the Knights of Ni with their shrubbery. Note absence of split-level effect.
6 The mediaeval equivalent of Michael Crawford is summarily shut up.
Morcheeba - From Brixton to Be...
1 Setting the scene...
2 Then it all comes into focus... sort of.
3 Electrifying the night
4 Gateway to this world
Mother & Son
1 "Would you like to borrow my hat?"
2 Family picnics were always something to look forward to.
1 Uh-oh, she's pointy! She may have an eye out... Still, it wouldn't make much difference...
2 Aubergine, you've done it... erm, ageen...
1 2? 4? 6? ohh, it's a mirror...
2 Three's company, Four's a nightmare.
3 Digital product placements?
Music in High Places - Angie S... dts
Music in High Places - Unwritt... dts
1 None shall pass...
My Best Friends Wedding
1 Julia Roberts in a flirtacious mood? eeek.
2 Cameron Diaz, feeling left out.
3 From the moment I wake up...
4 Cinderella without her pumpkin..
My Blue Heaven
1 Finger goes up... finger goes down...
1 Frozen gonads - funny.
2 Kiss me Ranger boy..
1 "Oooh, aaah, that's how it always starts... then there's running, and and and screaming..."
2 "Maybe this is the dinosaur that he was talking about?"
3 "If it's not one thing, it's your mother."
4 Just eight years overdue...
5 "Ewww, get that hideous haircut away from me, Hugh"
Noddy & the New Taxi
1 "Hi little girl, I'm an AFL player. Wanna come home and see my etchings?"
2 "I said GET IN THE BOX! To the bottom of the harbour you go, you little sh.."
Nothing But Trouble
1 (click chart to enlarge)
NYPD Blue - Season 1
1 Eat me councellor!
2 You been at the beach Andy?
3 But I don't have any friends in New York!
4 You can't stop the music!
5 No I was not in Clockwork Orange!
6 Yes I am from the fashion police and you are under arrest lady!
1 And she still writes her name on her shower...
2 John Howard, judge. Or perhaps not.
Off the Hook: Off the Chain
1 The star of the show.
Olive, the Other Reindeer
1 Hey, I can't find nothing on the radio...
2 We always knew Kevin Costner was evil...
3 Set 'em up, bartender!
4 Yes, I'd like to speak to Hugh Jass please...
Once Upon a Time in the Midlan...
1 The gang appear on telly!
2 It't the Tartan Army!
One Hundred Steps
1 Guiseppe's grandchildren never forgave him for running over Fluffy.
2 "Grazzi. See if you remember this one..."
3 "Eight Across. Starts with 'P'. "Leader and spiritual guide?" - is not P. Diddy, okay?"
Only Fools and Horses - The Co...
1 "I'm in the front seat!"
2 Christmas Cheer, Peckham style.
1 Fun in the sun.
2 About a Bouy & Girl.
3 Feeding time.
1 Battery powered ear cleaner
2 Cowboy Gil T.
Pat Benatar - Live in New Have...
1 Hit me with your best shot?
Paul McKenna's Stop Smoking Fo...
1 Look deep into my eyes.
2 Feeling very relaxed now.
1 Like all good directors: passionate and deranged.
2 Never take a first date to the movies.
3 That's not what I meant by 'cut.'
Peter Allen - The Boy From Oz
1 Aussie Aussie Aussie!
1 A study of cool New Yorkers (?)
2 Anchovies? EWW!
3 Smile, you're on Candid Sniper!
4 No matter which way you look at it, Stu's screwed...
5 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Honestly, I'm so f...
Pinocchio (2002) dts
1 What is that on your head?
2 Pull my strings
3 The Blue Rinse Fairy
4 In the belly of the beast
Placebo - Soulmates Never Die:... dts
1 Brian practices for the next Birdman Rally...
Play School - Nursery Rhymes
2 Move over Toby Macguire..
3 Big Ted cracks a good 'un
Plots With a View (Rental)
1 In loving memory of Betty Rhys Jones
2 You can't bury this woman - I'll do my Doc Ock trick on you!
3 Let me get this straight - you love me, but you want to kill me?
1 "Oh, Jack! I'm flying!"
2 "Yeah, how you doing?"
3 Porco soaking up the rays.
4 Say Cheese!
5 Oh noes! It's stuck!
Portrait of Murder
1 Behind you! Behind you!
Premier League - Great Goals P...
1 Champions of the previous season - Arsenal.
2 Player of the year - Thierry Henry.
Prince - The Hits Collection
1 A Cloud colored suit on a cloudy background
2 Diamonds and Pearls and Symbols.
3 Gotta love that hair style.
Psycho (Alfred Hitchcock's)
1 Norman Bates - look into his mind.
2 Norman Bates - the smirk that covers it all.
3 The infamous shower scene
Pulp - Hits
1 Now why doesn't my supermarket stock these?
2 Paper Pulp.
Pulp Fiction - 10th Anniversar... dts
1 The image that made Pulp Fiction.
2 Travolta in his element.
3 Tarantino: writer, director... actor?
4 Bruce Willis goes back to his roots as a stealth ninja.
5 Tarantino's signature 'trunk cam'.
6 "Everybody be cool. This is a robbery!"
1 The gang...
2 Hmm, where to park?!
1 Margot (Isabelle Adjani) and Henri of Navarre (Daniel Auteuil)
2 Margot notices she's the centre of attention again...
3 The royal wedding.
4 Tragedy as events come to a head...
R.E.M.: In View - The Best of ... dts
1 "Hey Mike, check this out - there's someone on DVDnet reading about us again..."
2 Losing My Religion
3 A typical day in Michael Stipe's backyard? Nah, just an Imitation of Life.
4 The bass rig does a star turn in What's The Frequency, Kenneth?
5 Michael Stipe decides to try the silent treatment in Losing My Religion
RahXephon 1 - Threshold
1 Big eyed beauty.
2 What big, erm, ears you have.
3 Trinity style.
4 The babes have it.
5 Wedgies: funny.
1 "HOLY CRAP! You got bigger boobs than me!"
2 "Uhm ah luhmberjuck andt I'm okay..."
3 "Har har, you have a small penis! Mine is hooge!"
1 "'One size fits all'. Are you sure?"
2 "No, not John Howard. Care to guess again?"
3 ZZ Top's new look failed to catch on.
Resident Evil dts
1 Ever wondered what those cameras in lifts are for?
2 Alice awakens...
4 A dog that, unfortunately, hasn't yet seen "The Matrix".
Revenge of the Nerds
1 Cleanliness is next to nerdliness...
2 Are these things on?
3 PHWOAR! Check out the resolution!
4 Dexter continues his search for the perfect snatch...
5 Cool! It's the Village Devo Dolby Elvis Jackson People!
Rides - The Complete First Sea...
1 Daisy gets her facelift.
2 Stealth is some heavy metal.
3 One sweet ride.
Robbie the Reindeer: CE
1 Ah, that must be a girl reindeer on the left... she's wearing lippy.
2 Crush! Kill! Destroy!
3 Prancer bigs it up...
4 Ooh, the keys to the sleigh...
5 The fruits of pure antlered evil...
1 Roger explains the art of seduction to his nephew Nick.
2 WANTED: This creature, for crimes against legitimate DVD viewers.
Roswell - The Complete First S...
1 Not all the freaks were alien.
2 "If I use this finger, I can reach all those hard to get spots."
3 "No! I will not appear on The Jerry Springer Show just because I live in a trailer."
Run Ronnie Run
1 Haven't we already seen this in Deliverance?
2 The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy tour bus after seeing the mullet...
3 Home sweet home...
4 Uh, there's a call for you!
1 Ain't love grand?
2 A DVDnet community service announcement: Drinking gasoline is bad, m'kay?
Saving Private Ryan
1 Caravan of courage.
2 Storming the beach.
3 The preparation begins.
4 Total Chaos!
5 Saving Bournes Identity
6 It doesn't rain like this anymore.
Scary Movie 3 (Rental)
1 Do these make my hair look too small?
2 As Heather Mooney puts it, "Um, OK Toby, f*ck off!"
3 *sob* I haven't learnt how to read yet...
Seinfeld - Complete Seasons 1 ...
1 Stand up Philosopher.
2 Put your hands up in the air...
3 What's in the vault?
4 Give me a head with hair.
Sex Pistols: Never Mind the Bo...
1 Who said old punks never dye?
Shakespeare In Love: CE
1 Henslow begs for his life.
2 William Shakespeare ponders for the right word.
3 Queen Elizabeth applauds another comedy.
4 Joseph Fiennes and Ben Affleck amuse each other.
5 Gwyneth Paltrow with a touch of European hormones.
She's All That
1 E.T. phone Dick Smith
2 The new Sony #5 dual LCD projector.
3 Hi. Name's Mahoney, Police Academy.
4 The new Mcdonalds Happy Meal toys get complex.
5 damn Jawas. They're everywhere.
6 I'll have the sparkplugs for starters with a crude oil dip.
1 Dreamworks presents Deep Impact 2
2 Beverly Hills Donkey
3 Absolutely Fabulous Teeth
4 It just melts the heart.
5 He's a Stallion baby.
6 The King gets Medieval!
Signs: CE dts
1 Oh no, Home Alone 4!
2 "Jeez, Alfoil isn't on special everyday you know..."
3 Do you see what I see?
4 "I need to clear my conscience – especially after my antics in Series 7..."
5 The new Hitchcock.
6 Who are you calling a baby?
Silverchair - The Best of Volu...
2 Rocking out Melbourne Park.
Simple Plan - A Big Package Fo...
1 The Simple Plan? To jump a lot.
2 And again...
3 ...and again...
4 ...and again!
Siouxsie and the Banshees - Th... dts
1 Siouxsie Sioux
3 Steve Severin
4 "See? We still have fans - they're right there!"
5 Siouxsie versus Enthusiastic Lighting Guy
Sliders - Season 1 And 2
1 Vern, all grown up
3 I found the gateway!
4 Sliding menu
5 I swear it's a real lightsaber!
So Fresh - The DVD 2003 Volume...
1 Of course people by my records for my singing ability!
2 Do I look bored?
3 Agggghhhhh Nikki!
1 Approaching Solaris
2 Kelvin does the unthinkable...
3 Rheya - or is it?
4 Solaris wakes up...
5 Lights on. Nobody home.
6 Soderbergh's Helvetica revival begins.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em - The...
1 Frank makes an arse of himself.
2 Don't ask!
Spartacus: SE dts
1 "Ah! I've dropped my keys."
2 The smart money was on the dummy.
3 Harry's days as a human Test Pattern were numbered.
Spider-Man 2: CE
1 Can I help you little boy?
2 Nice outfit.
3 J. Jonah Jameson at his best.
4 Doctor Octopus with his Rubiks Cube.
5 Mary Jane having a chain reaction.
6 A cameo by Mick Jagger?
Stability Ball Workout For Dum...
1 After blowing this up, this reviewer has had more than enough of a workout...
2 Who's still a dummy?
3 Vaseline - gives that smooth smile every time!
Star Wars - Episode II - Attac...
1 New Calvin Klein models.
2 I feel like I'm falling...
3 Sure is dusty...
4 Losing a few hairs there Yodes...
5 Where's Dorothy and Toto?
6 Oh the detail!!!
Star Wars - Episode V - The Em...
1 My name is Antonio Skywalker. You kill my father. Prepare to die.
2 It's a family affair.
3 The deal is soured.
Star Wars Trilogy Box Set
1 Lucas directs
2 A shot of the featurette screen
3 Ford ponders his career.
4 James Cameron the truck driver come director.
Stargate: UE dts
1 Hair so sharp he had to register it as a deadly weapon.
2 Mmmmmmm, giant donut.
3 Someone needs to tell these guys, red eyes are scary, not blue.
4 It's a vertical swimming pool, what's all the fuss about?
5 This grab just looks cool.
Stephen King's Kingdom Hospita...
1 Kingdom Hospital
2 Andrew McCarthy as Dr.Hook
3 You've got those bug eyes
4 The staff of Kingdom Hospital
5 Beware of spooky little girls!
6 Don't go anywhere near this hospital
Stitch! The Movie
1 Stitch picks a winner...
2 Actually, you look more like a bunny than a gerbil or hamster...
3 The Blues Ohana.
4 I'll have a borscht on rye thanks...
1 Lack of hair? Wear a hat.
2 Obligatory babe's in a boat scene.
3 Are you ticklish?
Super Size Me
1 Mmmm, Crusty Burger.
2 Could you dumb it down a little doc.
3 All the 5 McFood groups here
4 Fancy some sugar with your diet?
5 Oh say can you feel, all the lard in your pot.
Superman - SE
1 Red Bull gives you wings.
2 A picture tells a thousand words.
3 Not happy Jan
4 uno momento por favor.
5 The Dynamic Duo?
6 Clark Kent - OPSM model.
Susan Powter - Burn Fat & Get ...
Sweet Home Alabama
1 Are y'all sure this is right?
2 Well, looky what w'ave 'ere.
3 It smells lahk the deep South iearn here...
4 Suave yet country bumpkin at the same time. How clever.
1 It's rude to point
2 Don't make fun of my ring tones...
3 Sysadmin heaven
4 That multi-million dollar t*t shot.
5 Live on Rove.
1 Bzzt. Wrong!
2 Ah, that's more like it. (Note Chiko Roll poster to the right...)
3 Hmm, interesting eyebrows...
4 It's good to see these multinationals are hiring the oldies nowadays...
5 Trev Vs. Tony
1 Oh come on Google, the words for Rubber Duckie must be out there somewhere!
1 Fully Sick Mate!
2 Jus'Hangin' wit' Jimmy!
4 Insert non-sexual innuendo here please.
5 The Russian Arm
Teletubbies - Oooh!
1 Oooh! Pretty menu.
Ten Seasons - A Decade of Grea...
1 The Iceman.
Terminator 2 - Judgement Day: ... dts
1 Region 4: Original Release (Theatrical Version)
2 Region 4: Ultimate Edition (Special Edition Version)
3 Region 4: Me pretending to be a Terminator.
4 I'm waaaaatching yooooooou, meatbag.
5 Sorry, I thought there was a door here.
6 This is how a Terminator takes a leak.
The 6th Day
1 How do I check if I am a Clone?
2 4th generation clone.
The Adventures of Priscilla Qu... dts
1 Can you hear the drums?
2 Gene Simmons, eat your heart out!
3 Donning the desert prerequisites, shades.
4 Warning, high heels ahead...
5 Bus surfing...
1 Technological marvel. A man-made harbringer of death stalks the high seas.
2 Under construction. Putting the finishing touches to the superstructure of the world's first true battleship, H.M.S. Dreadnought.
3 Quantum leap. H.M.S. Warrior, The precursor to the modern battleship and the blueprint for future warship design.
5 The Battleships' striking main menu.
The Beach Boys - Live at Knebw... dts
1 Derryn Hinch gets around...
The Best of the Paul Hogan Sho...
1 King of the Yobbos!
2 Even AFL banners manage to spell better than this...mostly!
1 Now with a juicy soft centre!
2 I like aeroplane jelly!
3 Mr Cool
The Boondock Saints
1 "I see his problem. He's dead!"
2 He really needs to get that shirt into soak.
1 Vince Vaughn in the mind of a killer
2 Holy Capes batman
3 The Rubik Adult Cube
The Clash - Essential Clash
1 On second thoughts let's not go to the Casbah, it is a silly place...
The Code (Rental)
1 Bracks decided to scrap speed cameras and just shoot offending motorists on the spot.
2 In France, a white pony symbolises pure love. Or it could just be a white pony. I dunno.
3 The first blade shaves close, the second blade even closer, and the third blade really f*cks you up.
4 "I need a pot big enough for a decapitated head, a foot and a leg, and maybe a nice rose bush."
The Complete Mustang
1 Round and round we go...
2 Well, the moon and stars are cute...
1 A team of witches.
2 College girls and light beer don't mix.
3 Carpet static to the extreme.
4 An impersonation of the clown from Spawn.
5 Neve Campbell squinting?
The Dark Crystal: CE
1 The gelfling Jen.
2 A wise Mystic.
3 The evil Skeksis.
4 Girl gelflings can fly!
5 Jen and Kira, so cute!
The Day the Earth Stood Still
1 'I like what you've done with the place."
2 The Mars Winter Collection.
The Devil's Own
1 Harrison Ford, still looking good.
2 Brad Pitt. Did you know he has a brother called Doug? Doug Pitt?
The Escape Artist
1 "Oh yeah? I'll find where you keep your magic rabbit eventually, boyo!"
1 You're useless Wilson....
2 Talk to the hand Sista!
3 Don't make me get all Blade on you.
The Fast and the Furious (Supe... dts
1 It's not easy being green...
2 Go speed racer!
3 Oh truck!
4 Ok, so there's one massive, grunting Detroit-built V8 behemoth - and also the black car.
The Flintstones - Season 1
1 Stone Age DVD!
2 Flintstones menu.
3 Fred & Barney relax.
4 Wilma & Betty.
6 Fred and his little friends.
The Footy Show: Greatest Hits ...
1 Insert your own 'fairy' joke here.
2 Once a clown, always a clown.
3 Women find him irresistible.
1 Grace under pressure. Old Stone Face.
2 Road to nowhere. The Southern locomotive Texas is derailed.
3 All aboard.The General's riotous main menu.
The Girl on the Bridge
1 Adele prepares for a spin on the Knife Wheel O'Death
2 "See, the edge of the Panavision frame is over here..."
3 Gabor tests his luck.
The Goodies - 8 Delicious Epis...
1 A lemon sherbet trip...
2 ECKY THUMP!
3 Utilising my keenly honed powers of reasoning and deduction, I have determined that it is, indeed, a radio...
4 I'm a teapot!
5 A barbershop trio?
6 The baddies and the goodies - an example of what's been achieved via restoration.
The Hot Chick
1 What Rob Schneider will be doing in 2 years.
2 What Rob Schneider will be doing in 1 year.
3 What Rob Schneider was doing when he thought up this film.
The Human League - The Very Be...
1 MMMmmm, wise hairstyle choice, Phil...
The Kimberley - Land of the Wa...
1 Never smile at a crocodile.
The Last Ride
1 Not Fast, Not Furious!
2 Come slide with me, let's slide, let's slide away.
3 Mmmmm, GTO! drooooooool!
The League of Gentlemen - The ...
1 We'll have no trouble here...
2 Hilary Briss - purveyor of special stuff...
3 Okey-dokey, pig-in-a-pokey!
4 Well, at least it's not nude day...
The Life of David Gale
1 Bitsey and her intern.
2 I think we're being followed.
3 Dead man sitting.
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
1 Are your Macleans a-showing?
2 Yes I realise this bed is that big... or maybe I'm just really small...
3 Roamin' Volare.
4 What, and I'm meant to find him attractive?
The Lord of the Rings: The Two...
1 Eye wide open...
2 Behind you!! Behind you!!!
3 The battle at Helm's Deep reaches its climax.
4 Probably not a contestant on MiddleEarthian Idol...
5 "Look, Mr Frodo! Black bars!!"
6 A dangerous place to catch the view...
The Lost Boys: SE
1 24 hours seems a long time away.
2 Beaver Las Vegas
3 Special Fried Lice?
4 She nailed this scene.
5 Vampires in Tuskany.
6 Electric 80s music went too far.
The Man Who Knew Too Little
1 "Stop! Or the midget-dominatrix-Hitler-bondage-freak-oldbag gets it!"
2 "What? What are you staring at? Is there something on my face? Is it a mole? Do I have a mole?"
1 Hmm, I wonder what this does?
3 Cameron Diaz becomes a star.
4 ILM in action...
5 Beware of the dog.
The Matrix Reloaded
1 Leather, guns, scars and likes to jump out of windows - my kind of girl!
2 "Damn you're handsome!"
"How about a threesome?"
3 ...and this is why little Tommy couldn't buy bananas from Safeway yesterday. Poor Tommy. Screw the truck drivers.
4 If this was made in 3D, I would have pooped my pants.
5 557 channels and nothing on. No wonder he invented the Matrix.
6 A hidden scene of Neo beating up 100 Agent Barney clones. (Just kidding, I made this up.)
The Mummy - Deluxe CE
1 Don't kick sand in daddys face kids.
3 If swallowed, please see your doctor.
4 That teddy bear is mine...
5 The Three Tenors in Egypt.
The Mummy Returns dts
1 It came from the deep.
2 Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
3 Typical reaction to Hollywood sequels.
4 Ancient Egyptian aerobic stretching.
5 Mummy? I thought you said it was fathers day.
The Naked Civil Servant
1 I feel pretty.
The Nightmare Before Christmas...
1 "What's this, what's this?" Ah the specs for this re-release of the re-release of The Nightmare Before Christmas
2 Danny Elfman's lanky alter-ego
3 So this is what Tim Burton's mind looks like...
4 The starting point
The Official Review of the ICC...
1 I told you bowling underarm would be a match winner...
2 Off to a flying start...
3 I've heard of bowling a maiden over but this is ridiculous
4 Aren't you a little short for an aussie trooper.
The Osbournes - The Second Sea...
1 Kelly at the MTV Awards.
2 Jack gets a workout.
3 The return of Dill.
4 ...but I f@#king don't!
The Owl and the Pussycat
1 "Quick! Pull my finger!"
1 Wladyslaw Szpilman (Adrien Brody) at the piano.
2 The tragedy hits home.
3 Fire in the sky.
4 The Nazis fight back against the rebellion.
5 Help from the Underground.
6 The spoils of war.
The Prime Gig (Rental)
1 OH YEAH?! Well mine are THIS BIG, buddy!
2 C'mon Frank! You didn't mind this so much when we were 6..
3 MUMMY! The bad man is going to say a BAD WORD!
The Prophecy 3 - The Ascent
1 Walken liked to use an old fashioned horn in his car.
2 Mariah Carey had finally lost the plot totally and turned herself into Christopher Walken.
1 My family's dead and all I get is a lousy t-shirt?
2 Travolta has certainly come a loong way since Grease!
3 He's Punishing... bow-and-arrow style!
The Rage in Placid Lake (Renta...
1 It may be an idea to get the Dettol ready...
2 If you can't beat them?
3 OK then, stick it in.
The Rise & Rise of Australian ...
1 The menu
2 Kiwis going to war!
The Rookie (2002)
1 Right! Who let one rip while my mouth was open?!
2 Seriously! That really, really stinks bad.
3 Pwoar! What the Hell did you eat??
4 Okay, that's it! I'm outta here, ya bunch of stinkin' freaks!
The Safety of Objects
1 Jeez Pacey, is that all you've got?
2 How Close will she go?
3 A clone of Margaret Pomeranz?
4 We all find safety in something
The Shawshank Redemption
1 You're a newbie aren't ya.
2 Whadya mean sitting like this isn't cool?
3 ok ok, look to the left, then the right, then cross.
4 I don't suppose a Yabba Dabba Do is gonna help?
The Shining (1997)
1 "Heeere's Johnny!"
2 "Heeere's Batman!"
3 "Heeere's Satan!"
The Simpsons - Christmas With
2 That name again is Mr. Plow.
3 Make the most of it...
5 Caught with their chants down...
The Simpsons - Complete Season...
2 Ooh, salty!
3 You've got yourself a narc!
4 MMMmmm... Elvisy!
5 Daddy! Boychik!
6 He was so cru-el!
The Simpsons - Go to Hollywood
1 Homer manages to avert his gaze from the muffin basket. Briefly…
2 ‘Pass the buck’, three of the greatest words in the English language…
3 Oy! What a shlump!
4 Moe gets ready to party...
The Simpsons - Greatest Hits
1 Stupid dog!
2 It's not what you may think...
3 "In the name of love..."
4 Hitting the books...
5 Bart! Bart! Bart! Bart! Bart!
The Simpsons - Too Hot For TV
1 Ow, that's gotta hoit!
2 See you in hell, dinner plate!
3 A roll in the hay...
4 Rex Harrison and Paul Anka rolled into one...
The Sixth Sense: CE dts
1 "Gees, Mom. I see dead people but you can't even see a stop sign."
2 "...but dead people can't see me."
3 "I see people whose careers are dead too."
The Terminator: SE
1 Your clothes, give them to me.
2 Eye see you.
3 "I said it's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right".
4 Sarah Connor
5 Bill Paxton & Brian Thompson - The Wonder Years.
6 Special Edition main menu
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2... dts
1 "Grrr!" cries Leatherface
2 Strung up and all alone.
3 Leatherface is surprisingly agile for a bulky man with a chainsaw!
4 Our three teens looking for trouble!
5 A very unwelcoming Sheriff.
1 Don't you just love this face?
2 Tommy Lee Jones makes a cameo appearance.
3 Hello, my name is Jennifer, we're pleased to meet you.
The West Wing - Season 1 Episo...
1 The PUSA.
6 Sam and 'friend'...
The Wire - Complete Season 1
1 The dangerous streets of Baltimore?!
2 McNulty, D'Angelo and Bunk on the couch.
3 Dominic West as Det. Jimmy McNulty
4 The 'good guys'
5 The 'bad guys'
The X-Files Movie - SE
1 Nice sunset in Texas
2 Do they or don't they?
3 Run Mulder Run, See Scully Run.
1 DIE, YOU ANT BASTARD!
2 AIIIEEEEE! GIANT MUTANT MICROPHONES! WE'RE DOOMED!
3 The very cool looking menu system.
1 "They're made of... Vegemite??"
1 Let's hit the town!
2 Deep in angst.
3 "Chicken's are cool."
4 A sprinkler party! With added speed...
Three Tenors in Concert 1994
1 The 3 tenors thank the audience.
2 Pavarotti drops a lung.
1 Oh no, nipple cripple!
2 They're not marionettes, they're real.
3 Is that the Spice Girls bus in the background.
4 The new Holden concept Toranonaro.
5 Things that make you go boom!
6 Thunderbirds 90210
Till Human Voices Wake Us dts
1 Contact with the past...
2 Ruby (Helena Bonham-Carter)
3 Sam (Guy Pearce)
4 View from a bridge
Timecop 2 - The Berlin Decisio...
1 "My God, look at what the reader of this review is doing with his right hand! Ewwww...!"
2 In a few moments, Cpt. James will test the world's first automated haircut chair. With horrific results.
1 Escaping from an exploding planet Earth.
2 He's got the whole world in his hands...
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everyt...
1 Thelma, Louise and Patrick?
1 Governor of Mars?
2 Touch ID - Mars Edition
3 Running with scissors is bad m'kay
4 The missing wiggle
5 Arnie gets stoned
1 Happy workers.
2 The mourning begins...
3 The Last Temptation of Barbie.
5 Destroy him my robotsthhhhh...
6 Oh look, they're on the ceiling, too!
Transformers Armada - Volume 1
1 The New Transformers: Flush Load
Transformers Armada - Volume 3
1 The New Transfomers: Slowsteel
Transformers Armada - Volume 5
1 The New Transformers: Happylad
Transformers Armada - Volume 7
1 The New Transformers - B.A.Bot
Trapped (2002) (Rental)
1 Charlize's agent leaves some advice on the window.
2 "Your Bacon number is about to be ZERO!!!"
1 His and hers evil terrorists
2 Avon calling...
3 "Hey, because it's YOU!"
4 Trademark James Cameron
5 If Looks could kill
Two Weeks Notice
1 Damn it can get cold in New York...
2 It looks like a cosy little crib - we'll take it!
3 Duck Magnum, duck!
4 I'm a peanut!
1 The breakable Elijah Price.
2 Dunn and son. The dynamic duo?
Under the Tuscan Sun (Rental)
1 Diane Lane glows as Frances Mayes
2 "You're gay and away!"... No shit...
4 Bless you!
5 Under the Tuscan Sun
Uptown Girls (Rental)
1 After eating at a diner, constipation sets in...
2 I said Kimmy - look at moiee!
3 Oh my god - they're trying to steal my bubbles!
View From the Top (Rental)
1 "What? You'll have to speak up..I'm wearing a bikini!"
2 Sorry, I've got boob induced writers block on this one.
3 "Sure honey, but I doubt Einstein took into account the relative velocity of theoretical neutrinos when he derived his final theory of relativity. Uh'huh."
Viva Las Nowhere (Rental)
1 A good reason why Country and Western sucks...
2 Hmm, a good reason why maybe Country and Western doesn't suck after all...
Waking Up in Reno
1 Oh boy, if I had one of these, you'd all pay bigtime..
2 "Yep, I did Ghost, and now I suck."
3 "Jezzus Billy Bob! Did you eat a dead cow or something? What the hell's wrong with your butt?"
Warren Miller's Cold Fusion - ...
1 Harvey's rights ski was inexplicably caught up in his wrist watch.
2 What goes up, must come down.
Welcome to Sarajevo
1 Welcome to Hell
2 The news team in action.
What Lies Beneath (Rental)
1 One eerie image.
2 The Sixth Sense in a bathtub
3 Mind if I join you?
Widespread Panic - Live From T... dts
1 Umm, what exactly do you mean by "The bomb has been armed - if you stop drumming in the next 23 minutes then KABOOM?!"
1 Young jedi tennis players.
2 Hey look, it's Spider-man.
3 Your typical view from Budget-seats-r-us.com
4 Here's my Monica Seles impersonation.
5 Aaaaaaaahhh! This surface feels like carpet.
6 Let's play 'spot the digital ball'
X-Men 2: SE dts
1 Brian was the breath holding champion for the third year running...
2 Don't sulk, young man.
3 Fly! Be Free!
xXx: The DC
1 Surfs Up
2 You read the bible Xander? Wait, wrong movie!
3 Apocalypse Wow!
4 Nothing between the ears
Yardbirds - Yardbirds
1 Separated at birth?
You Can't Stop the Murders
1 What's this button do?
2 The thin blue line... dance.
3 Where's Jan Hammer when you need him?
4 Now, keep your head my son...
Youssou N'Dour - Live at Union...
1 The impressive theatre
2 Great singer, great band
2 Fast 2 Furious
1 Someone stabbed me with a comb and my hair exploded!
2 Of course this is standard clothing for late night drag racing!
3 and they're off!
4 Vin making a cameo? Sadly no.
24 Hour Party People
1 Live transmission...
2 24 Hour Poisoned Pigeons...
3 The Happy Mondays Step On...
4 Honestly, would you wear that to a Pistols gig?!
5 Tony Wilson's world renowned Bez impersonation...
46664 - The Event
1 Peter Gabriel with Yusuf Islam - aka Cat Stevens.
2 Gabriel pays tribute to Biko.
A Bronx Tale
1 The mob bought their suits at a Roger David "Buy 1 Get 2 Free Sale"
2 "C'mere and gimme a kiss and I'll give ya a lovely cabbage."
A Cinderella Story
1 Tween fairytale
2 Talent challenged Hilary Duff
3 Cotton Candylicious menu
A Night At The Roxbury
1 Doug and Steve Butabi; In search of Zorro?
2 You want a piece of this? How about this?
Absolutely Fabulous - Series 5
1 Eddy Eddy Eddy!
2 In with anger, out with love!
3 Patsy darling, we found Serge.
1 This time for sure...
2 I'm seeing double - FOUR Nic Cages!
3 All I want for Christmas...
4 Birds do it, bees do it...
AFL Collingwood - Wall to Wall
1 Into battle
2 The late and great Darren Milane.
3 Back to back Copeland Trophy winner Paul Licuria.
5 Tha Magic Man - Peter Daicos.
AFL St. Kilda - Wall to Wall
1 You'll believe a man can fly.
2 When men were men, and shorts were very, very tight.
Alias - The Complete First Sea...
1 Sydney Bristow, expert at blending undetectably into the background. Usually.
2 A rarely-scene shot from the unreleased "Where's Sydney?" book.
Alien Quadrilogy dts
1 Deleted outtake
2 Original concept art
3 Spin off sequel: Aliens Vs Planet of the Apes
4 Spin off Special: A Very Alien Christmas
Alien vs. Predator dts
1 This is certainly not Disney on Ice.
2 Ice to see you.
3 Oh, that's nice and warm!!!
4 So many predators, so little time.
5 Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away
6 Graduation of snow mobile licensing at the RTA.
1 Unused Concept Art for Newt...
2 Unused Concept Art for the Aliens...
3 Unused Concept Art for the Alien Queen...
Ally McBeal - Season 1: Part 1
1 Shoot that poison arrow through my heart.
2 The face bra
3 Billy & Richard hard at work
4 She’s electrifying!
5 Waif, armed & dangerous.
Ally McBeal - Season 2: Part 1
1 He's Baaaaack
2 Sub-zero Ally
3 Ally McBeal, the incredible shrinking woman
4 I've fallen and I can't get up
5 The ultimate My Little Pony
6 Bobblehead Ally
Amazon Women on the Moon
1 Don gets down...
2 That guy on the left is a dick...
American Pie - CE
1 Three boys, the Internet and a hot babe onscreen.
2 Oz sings to Stifler - It's amazing what a woman can do to a guy.
3 "Like warm apple pie" - Oz.
4 Finch, not one to use public toilets, get's some laxative encouragement.
5 You can always rely on magazines to learn about the birds and the bees.
Anacondas - The Hunt For The B...
1 You sure this is sanitary?
2 Anacondas - Revenge of the crocodile hunter.
3 Are you sure you're wearing Lynx Africa.
4 Help, bee bit my wip, all swowwen.
5 Welcome to the jungle.
6 Getting ready to boogie.
1 The first cut is the deepest.
2 Building the perfect beast.
3 Heroin chic. Sid and Nancy.
4 Dr. Josef Mengele's love child.
5 I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.
6 Post mortem. Getting into the guts of the main menu.
1 Muggers start young in the deep south.
2 "Are you staring at my nipples?"
3 Harry decided to pass on the gumbo.
1 Who does number two work for?
2 Ooh! What a big, fuzzy teddy bear!
3 Whaddya mean it was OUT?
4 One mother of a curling wand...
5 From New York mayor to just one of the crowd...
Arrested Development - Season ...
1 The cast of the best show on TV.
2 Jason Bateman
3 Happy Family. NOT!
4 Yoga is safer with a helmet!
5 '80s headbands are sooo back. Sorta!
6 Arrested Development Menu
Astro Boy Deluxe Collection Ti...
1 Dr Elefun and Astros sister Uran
2 Astro with Mum and Dad
3 Why we recycle Coca Cola cans.
4 Where would you be without your Bruton 33?
5 Time for some fisticuffs.
6 Everyone needs a shiny Atlas.
Austin Powers - SE
1 Frozen for 30 years, Austin Powers will return.
2 Well you shake it to the left...
3 Allow myself to introduce ... myself.
4 1 million dollars. whahahahahaha
5 The Fembots make their presence felt.
Baby Juice Express
1 and the odd one out is...
2 Did you just fill that? You wanker!
1 PHWOAR! Hornbag alert...
2 MMMmmm... beige.
3 The requisite fart joke...
4 And I thought my flat had high ceilings...
5 Shit. I'm stuck in a f*ckin' Homicide homage...
6 Playing the Mick Chick again. Oh joy.
1 Quentin Tarantino presents, Bad Santa!
2 Midget boxing!
3 Santa on the edge of a crisis!
4 Mad Mike from Pimp My Ride
5 Lucky Jason Lee, of Mallrats, isn’t watching...
Ballistic - Ecks vs Sever
1 Can someone please tell me what this thing is and why it's in this film?
2 Well, you see doc, it kinda curves to the left, you know what I mean?
Basil Brush - Unleashed
1 I feel so trapped!
Batman Begins - SE
1 Does it come in black?
Battlestar Galactica (2003)
1 "Take you to Darth Vader? I think you have the wrong Battlestar, pal."
2 Carl had yet to learn the benefits of SPF15+.
3 Another Cylon bites the (space) dust.
1 Truth in advertising: one of the beautiful girls (Uma Thurman)
2 "When I grow up, I'm gonna be queen of a planet up there..."
Belle & Sebastian - Fans Only
1 Ooh! It's like the '70s, '80s, '90s and noughties never happened!
Ben Harper & the Innocent Crim...
1 Ben raids the Partridge Family's wardrobe...
1 "Wow, that must be a bitch to clean."
2 Here I am - you're sprinkled cupcake ready to go...
3 I'm gonna regret this scene when it's released on DVD.
Beyond Imagination - Pyramid. ...
1 So that's how they did it!
2 "It looked bigger in the brochure."
3 Smoke gets in your eyes - and shortly, everywhere else besides.
1 "Everybody's gone surfin'..."
1 "Smell it! I said smell my foot! SMELL IT!"
Black Sabbath - Never Say Die
1 The Prince of Darkness saw the light - and it was BAD!
1 I wear my underpants on the INSIDE.
2 Time to next gag, 57 seconds.
3 Holy water Blankman, no pun intended!
4 Number 5 is alive.
Blood: The Last Vampire
1 He's going to miss his stop.
2 I hope they sell fries.
3 And they call this art?
4 Visiting the Anime dentist.
5 Them's blood in them eyes.
Boa vs Python
1 Flamin 'eck!
2 Is that a snake in your pants...oh nevermind
3 One shot, one kill (me please)
4 Shhh, I think I can hear my career going down the toilet
Bottom Live - 2003: Weapons Gr...
1 Nope, still can't see it!
2 The time travelling toilet - The Turdis!
1 The letterboxed opening credits look like this on a 16:9 display...
2 How the film should have looked on a 16:9 display.
3 The dreaded disclaimer.
Brian Wilson - On Tour dts
1 No silly comments, just the man himself.
2 But this is a shot of a fat guy in a Hawiian shirt and some hobo..
1 WOO! We're American! We're having fun! Woo! Look at my arms! WOO! WEEEEE!
Calendar Girls (Rental)
1 Erm, nice buns...
2 A run-in with Anthrax...
Carry on Cabby
1 Oh dear!
2 Cabs in formation.
3 Moving in for the kill.
Carry on Screaming
1 A mid-60s attempt to manufacture Russell Crowe goes horribly wrong...
2 Police finally locate the dreaded Pop Starlet factory.
Casper: SE dts
1 The heart and soul of Tim Burton... but he's nowhere in sight...
2 Steven Spielberg's influence as Executive Producer in revamping E.T.'s classic 'hand' theme... except last time things were more... solid.
3 Seeing is believing
4 Casper and Kat chill out on a lighthouse... as you do?
5 What? Casper is now on a Special Edition DVD? That sure is breaking news!
Catch Me if You Can dts
1 It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it...
2 In front of you! In front of you!
3 Let's play doctors and nurses!
4 Oh the humanity!
5 A rare example of the lost '60s art of fondue kungfu...
1 A storm that fizzled.
2 Snappy Tom time.
3 The canned tuna shipments arrive.
4 Face mask = instant super hero.
5 Sharon Stoned.
6 Almost a full moon.
1 It's a Day Spa. You're making me very angry.
2 Hi, I'm here to pick up my Porsche.
3 Not my SUV, please don't take my SUV.
4 Anybody moves, I blow this guys head off.
5 The vibrating feels funny against my nipples. Look, an Elephant.
1 Do you have one that is battery powered?
2 Girls just want to have fun.
3 The chicks like it HOT.
4 James Bond has nothing on these weapons and disguises.
6 I said, I've already got a drink and a boyfriend.
1 It's the Puppet Master!
2 A totally different tone to her singing in Empire Records...
3 Queen Latifah has a huge... talent.
4 And, no, John C. Reilly is not The Thing.
5 Catherine Zeta Jones realises that this really does hurt...
6 The seed of sex, murder, and all that jazz.
Chris Rock - Bigger And Blacke...
1 I'm go beat up the fool who tol' me dem lies.
2 This ain't no McDonalds burger.
3 I'm strutting here.
Close Encounters of the Third ... dts
1 PRESS: In the interest of safety, the RTA has installed 1000watt light bulbs at all level crossings.
2 Get down low and go, go, go.
3 Kevin Costner discovers the Titanic in 'DesertWorld'
4 The AFL board takes control of the cricket and issues more umpires.
5 ID4: Episode 1 - The prequel.
6 "I'm telling you, it's not a voodoo mountain at all".
1 Lady Liberty: Lady of Leisure.
2 I gotta Instagram this.
3 Hey you down there, have you seen my poodle?
4 Heading to the rave.
Coffee Crazy: SE
1 Loopy Luigi Lupi and his latté art.
2 The worlds worst coffee?
Cool Hand Luke
1 What we've got here... is failure to communicate!
Corvette - America's First Spo...
1 MMMmmm, shiny!
Courage Under Fire
1 Lou Diamond Phillips has a secret
2 Matt Damon has an even bigger secret
3 Meg Ryan is in deep trouble
4 Denzel Washington has to find out the hard truth.
1 Like a tiger!
2 The boys are back in town...
3 The buns are better at Cracker Jacks...
4 A Crackerjack menu...
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
1 Traffic is bad, let's take the river road.
2 skim rocks? Skim ourselves instead.
3 This coffee tastes like mud! Serenity now!
4 Damn those beans. Potent.
5 Hoowee!!! Who's bean eating beans out on the lake.
Cyndi Lauper - 12 Deadly Cyns....
1 AGH! Cartman in the buff!
2 Punkish sneer? Check...
Dante's Peak: SE dts
1 Dirty water, shaken not stirred, naturally
2 Hmm, just as I suspected, a rock! That evil Dr. Erupto must be behind this!
Dawn of the Dead - DC (2004)
1 Someone wasn't happy they missed breakfast.
2 The school bus of the apocalypse.
3 "Let's get down with the sickness."
4 Serious end-of-days zombie action!
5 A serious blood-bath.
Death to Smoochy
1 Robin Williams dresses down for a change...
2 'C' is for 'co...', oh.
3 Catherine Keener lets Smoochy's critics know what she thinks of their opinions...
4 Not purple, fuschia - really...
5 Dickhead meets smackheads...
Deep Blue Sea
1 Samuel L. Jackson
2 Saffron Burrows as the mad scientist.
3 Jaws, with a smarter brain.
Die Another Day: SE dts
1 Sorry old chap, but I'm not going anywhere without Wilson...
2 Ice to see you, swanna bonk?
3 Torvill & Dean get with the Noughties...
4 Pah, it's been done...
5 The menu, shaken not stirred - of course.
1 Come with me if you want to live.
2 Realistic looking fur - finally.
3 Do you come here often
4 Hello there Mr Raptor
Disco Never Looked So Good
1 Collette, now appearing behind a checkout near you.
Doctor Who - The Aztecs
1 "Don't look now, but I think there's a dead chicken in your hair."
Doctor Who - The Talons of Wen...
1 "Elementary my dear...Leela?"
2 "I think I'll have the sweet and sour rodent and a large fried rice, thanks."
3 "I don't know about you, but I'll be having words with my stylist."
1 "Oi, lads, anyone for sausages?"
2 "Hi, I'm Frank, and behind me is Steve. We like horse-riding, rollerblading, dancing, and ripping peoples heads off. Call us now."
Doing Hard Time
1 The Insta-Photo-Mater 5000.
2 48 hours 24 style.
3 Woah!! It's one of those behind-you mirrors.
4 I smell a fugazi!
5 I once caught a fish THIS BIG!!!
6 Whatya mean fiddy cent gap?
1 The experience begins...
2 Donnie at the world's most depressing bus stop.
3 The grass may be green, but the mood is dark...
4 Drew Barrymore as teacher Karen Pomeroy.
5 Donnie walks out of the strangest double bill in town.
6 "I can see Mt Doom from here..."
1 Van Damme's head injuries were not a blessing to his acting.
2 The future is so dull yet I still wear shades.
3 Help, I'm stuck in the doorway.
4 The crispness of dvd really shines...
5 Mickey Rourke all beefed up.
Down With Love (Rental)
1 Hitting the hip, cool, far-out, groovy and boss places...
2 Now where would we be if not for yellow lines?
Dragons Lair (Interactive Vide...
1 The haunted castle sits lonely on the hill.
2 Dirk the Daring to the rescue.
3 Fancy a game of marbles?
4 Jedi Dirk and his lightsaber.
1 Whip it! Whip it good!
2 And we have lift off!
3 Pretty simple to guess which stick goes where...
1 Just add marshmallows
Earth Vs The Flying Saucers
1 Major Johnson let one rip after a spicy Indian curry with devastating results.
2 This is Christine Spiteri reporting for Nightline.
3 Colonel Adams loved to impersonate a chocolate Easter bunny with things got tense.
4 The Army unveils its high tech table soccer training facility.
Ed Wood: SE
1 Does my butt look big in this?
2 Pull the string!
3 Ed Wood - the menu...
Eddie Izzard - Dress to Kill
1 Too much make up?
1 "Why are you crying?"
2 "I didn't know John had a dog!"
3 "Ohh... take a picture of me!"
4 ...background Beethoven...
5 "Oh, no no. I don't do outdoor nudity."
Empires - Egypt's Golden Empir...
1 Oh, yes, I know this one...they're the, umm...oh, damn.
Empires - Japan: Memoirs of a ...
1 3 Brm, 2 Bath. Double garage. First to see will buy.
2 Everyone pitched in to help find Yukio's contact lens
Empires - The Roman Empire
1 "Hey Biggus, who's this Russell Crowe fellow then?"
2 "I hate camping!"
Enter the Dragon
1 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
2 Do you hear what he said about your fro bro?
3 Jackie Chan. The 2 second stooge.
4 Wheel of Fortune Cookie!
Erasure - Hits! The Videos
1 Set 'em up, bartender!
2 A rare glimpse of Vince Clarke's audition for the lead in Shrek - the Musical.
Eric Clapton - Unplugged
1 A wide shot of the stage.
2 Eric Clapton, up close and digital.
3 Ting on the triangle.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotle... dts
1 Ice™ - bringing people together since creation.
2 You're the doc Doc.
3 Wearing lab coats ensures Lacuna workers aren't accidently covered in brains.
4 Can't caption... so beautiful!
5 Carrey preparing for his role in A Clockwork Orange: The Remake.
6 "...Meet me in Montauk..."
1 The Butt Files: The Cheeks are out there.
2 Beware of the Dog.
3 The Three Amigos.
Family Guy - Season One
1 The gang's all here...
2 Seriously, who could resist?
3 Stewie does his block...
4 Shaken, not stirred - naturally.
5 Getting down with the Griffins...
Far From Heaven
1 Adopting the stylistic look of the 1950s
2 A stinker about to happen in the bathroom...
3 You mean I'm pregnant?
4 Far From Heaven
1 Amy Flower liked to make a grand entrance to the DVDnet office each morning.
2 This is me when I've finished writing a review.
1 "Give me the other half of my headphones or I'll reformat your mouth in 16:9"
2 Running away, done the ultra-stylish French way.
3 "If only I could find a sex shop..."
4 "Glurbbble blllb glug splubbl."
5 Shadow boxing as entertainment.
6 "Err, Laure - please tell me I didn't forget something when I got changed..."
Final Destination 2 dts
1 Log, log, log - it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
2 Why 25" subwoofers in cars are a bad idea.
3 Never entrust your car to Rammstein Transport Inc.
4 A brave attempt to get up to page 1470 of the new Stephen King novel before bedtime.
5 "Am I making myself CLEAR?? Oh, hang on, I am Clear."
6 This in-car drinking fountain perhaps needs a little refinement.
Finding Nemo dts
1 They call him Bruce...
2 Ooh, pretty!
4 I have soiled myself... how embarrassing.
6 Aah ooh wah hee ha ho ho ho!
1 I could have sworn this mic was up higher a minute ago.
2 No comment.
3 I made this guitar our of old floor boards.
4 "Woman brain, small like chicken".
Freddy vs. Jason
1 I'm like really scared ok!
2 The chicks dig me!
1 Kahlo's "The Broken Column" jumps to life...
2 There's a bit of Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas in everyone...
3 Let Technicolour rule!
4 Geoffrey Rush as controversial Trotsky
5 The Kahlo look-a-like - no one else coulda done it!
6 The doorway to Frida's life
Friends - The Complete Season ...
1 The famous title for the first time.
2 The soggy six.
Friends - The Complete Season ...
1 Mind your hand there Jen!
1 She's faking it - as if you can sleep on a plane!
2 Uh, not that type of massage...
3 Pippy Longstocking 25 years later...
4 "I spit on your film!"
Futurama Season 3
1 So THAT's what it was!
2 Just another generic crustacean...
3 Whoa, check out the cans!
4 Two eyes? Whoa, what a freak!
5 Wucka wucka wucka wucka...
6 Dance puny humans, or I will destroy you!
Gangs of New York dts
1 Bill the Butcher leads his gang into battle.
2 Our first glimpse of Jenny, through a Scorsese-friendly shattered blue glass window.
3 Amsterdam shows cinematographer Michael Ballhaus how subtle he is at the spying game.
4 "Alright, who threw that tomato? I'll 'ave ya."
5 "You see, Jenny? Open fireplaces are bad for the... I think I'll call it the Ozone Layer."
Garfield - The Movie
1 i feel like pizza tonight, like pizza tonight.
2 easy back there.
3 the strut.
4 These things will never sell.
5 consequences of a cat-apult.
George & Mildred - Complete Se...
1 "Your wig's on crooked."
Gettin' Square: CE
1 Do yous likes me mullet?
2 Great name for a boat!
3 We'll call him Bob!
Ghostbusters - CE
1 Do not talk in the Library
2 The Stay Puft Marshmallow man
3 Rick Moranis is the Key Master
4 We came, we saw, we kicked dvd ass.
1 It's called the wonder woman. Hands out far and spin.
2 This is my boomstick.
Glam Rock - The DVD dts
1 Bass chicks ROOL!
2 It's Keith Partridge - SWOON!
3 From crayons to perfume to...
Gods and Generals
1 "The first rule of Fight Club is never speaketh about Fight Club."
2 "Rough night? I use Libra Tampons. They have wings or something."
3 "Hey! Someone invented a Porta-Loo!"
1 Alex shooting his pilot for the German edition of 'A Current Affair'.
2 Half-statue of Vladimir Lenin floating past your window: $500,000
3 The realisation that communism isn't all its cracked up to be: Priceless
4 Sunset seems to always herald a time of reflection... Hmmm...
1 Robert Downey Jr. doing his Al Pacino face.
2 Penelope Cruz; Parked car chaser.
3 Indiana Berry and the Raiders of the Lost Knife!
Gravion - Volume 1
1 STATUS CLITICAL!!!
2 BOUS, GROUSE!
3 Hey, who died?
4 Never let your hand towel touch water, good advice.
5 More BOUS than you can poke a stick at.
Grinspoon - 23 Hours of Waitin...
1 The very cool menu.
2 Rockin' out the Enmore Theatre.
Gungrave - Vol. 1: Beyond The ... dts
1 Taken down execution style...
2 "People look up. Things fall down. And when it rains, it pours."
3 That gun is telling me this guy means trouble.
4 It's hard to think that five minutes ago they were both riddled with bullets, lying on a sidewalk...
1 Happy GIlmore polishes up his singing before the Wedding Singer
2 Carl Weathers as a retired boxer/golfer.
3 Jaws - Either has metal in his teeth or metal in his head.
4 Shooter and Happy square off
Harry Potter and the Chamber o...
1 Ooh, it's E.T.! Or is it Yoda? Umm, Gandhi?
2 Eat your heart out George Jetson!
3 A little light reading...
4 Harry Potter and the Menu of Secrets
1 ...and I want a 'Flower Power' Barbie, and a little pink Beetle Bug for her to drive around in... and, and, and a pony, and...
Heart - Alive in Seattle dts
1 Looking good.
2 Who said Roseanne can't sing?
1 Unspoken communication.
2 Philippa (Cate Blanchett) evades capture.
3 A moment of understanding.
Heavy Metal - CE
1 Wipe off 5!
2 Hey, whizz fizz!
Hellboy - The DC
1 Hey! Hey! They're Playing our Song!
2 Ready for a Fight: Kroenen the Clockwork Villain
3 Beauty and the Beast
4 Rasputin and his Nazi Gang Set their Trap.
5 Professor Broom and Abe Sapien
History of Football - The Beau...
1 Things go better with Coke!
Hook - CE
1 Hook by name, Hook by reputation
2 Julia Roberts plays tiny Tinkerbell
1 "Hi. My name's Bruce Banner and I'm a psycopath..."
2 But I like's a pounding ya'll.
3 You talkin to me?
4 The paparatzi was Hulk's constant companion.
5 "Puny human..."
6 I know there's a transformer in here somewhere...
I Heart Huckabees
1 Ah! My beautiful face!
2 A tree-planting ceremony in the middle of a carpark will always turn heads...
3 Don't worry, there's no sugar!!!
4 "Being a model can be so... emotional!"
5 Oh I'm a firefighter on a bicycle!
ICC World Cup Cricket 2003 - O...
1 Gilchrist's levitation act is really coming along.
2 "Hey, so glad you could make it."
3 The team that swept all before them...and then some.
1 "Does anyone know the way to the Scrubs set?"
2 "Alas, poor Yorick! Oh, hang on, wrong script... Alas, poor Nokia..."
3 "...and when I wiggle my fingers like this, you can only see it in the widescreen version..."
4 Amanda Peet finally reaches THAT note in Nessun Dorma.
5 "Ginny, if our relationship wasn't in Panavision I'd feel a lot closer to you right now."
6 "Meeting adjourned."
Illuminations - The Tea Party ... dts
1 "Jim Morrison? Never heard of him..."
2 "Look, aren't we carrying this crucifixion business too far...?"
3 A quiet moment of reflection.
1 Beethoven assumes Bust Pose #4
2 One of Beethoven's admirers... but is she his Immortal Beloved?
3 Beethoven tries out the first Piano Walkman.
1 The whole 'big lips' thing in Hollywood had gone too far this time.
2 "But I swear, it was THIS BIG last night!"
Inspiral Carpets - Live at Bri...
1 This is how it feels to read bad puns...
It's a Very Merry Muppet Chris...
1 Midori will do that to you...
2 The little drummer boy...
3 Looks like Beaker's done an Anthony Michael Hall...
4 It's not easy being green...
5 Lager, lager, lager!
Jawbreaker - CE
1 Tell me more, tell me more, did he put up a fight.
2 It's point to rude.
3 My pants so don't go with this car.
1 Tom Cruise is a stressed Jerry Maguire
2 Show me the money...
3 It's bath time.
4 Down and out, but not for long.
5 Jerry finally realises the importance of family.
Joe Jackson - 25th Anniversary... dts
1 Shhh! We're hunting wascally percussionists...
Johnny Cash - Presents a Conce...
1 A captive audience.
2 What will Linda Ronstadt do when Dorothy wants her dress back?
1 I am the Luaaawwww
2 Let me kill him Pah!!!
3 We're going to war
4 Rocky meets a comic book.
1 Presenting Europe's finest in compact cars - the new Potrzebie Axolotl!
2 Ah, airplane lavatory Tetris...
3 And it's back to Venice - and more f*cking gondolas!
4 Standards have slipped a tad at the Venice Hilton.
5 Umm, apparently this is a dog...
Justin Timberlake - Justified ...
1 A pretty boy on video...
Kenny Everett - The Complete N...
1 'Ullo plebs...
Kiki's Delivery Service
1 The carefree days of a witch in training!
2 "Oh that red bow looks simply devine!"
3 Phil Hartman as a cat is always going to turn heads.
4 "It's not that I don't like you, it's that those glasses are terrible on you!"
5 Kiki's eyeing off the liquor.
6 Watch out for that tree!...
1 Tell me about your first experience with DVD
2 How Long?
3 How you doin'?
1 Vin looking buff as ever.
2 Do I look guilty?
Laputa: Castle in the Sky
1 A floating princess from the sky? What luck!?
2 Smile! You're at Mr Smilies!
3 The rooster of the future.
4 Argh, always with the flying tentacles!
5 Ohh... an underground star cave.
Law & Order - Criminal Intent ...
1 The modern day Sherlock Holmes & Dr Watson
2 He's thinking..........
3 Criminal menu
Law & Order - SVU - Season 1
1 The obligatory team walking shot
2 Benson & Stabler
3 SVU menu
Lean On Me
1 Listen to me when I'm shouting at you!
Lilo & Stitch
2 Blue punch buggy!
3 All that Stitching is making me atch!
4 Aloha Lilo & Stitch...
Little Black Book
1 Our film is just like Working Girl. You wish!
2 Stacey & Barb open pandora's box
3 Kibbie Kann Do!
4 Little Black menu
1 Somebody push me!
Looney Tunes Back in Action
1 Shh! Don't say the name...
2 Exterminate or space demodulate?
3 Hello my baby, hello my darlin'!
4 Of course you know this means war...
5 Out to Munch...
Lovely & Amazing
1 Elizabeth (Emily Mortimer) and Michelle (Catherine Keener) try to make conversation at a Hollywood party.
Madonna - The Girlie Show
1 A beautiful Sydney Sunset
2 The menu screen
3 S&M = Silk masks and microphones.
4 A concert like no other.
1 You!!! Be cool!
2 Trust me, the soothers didn't work.
3 ...and then you whistle. I call it the pip squeak.
4 Isn't it adorable. A baby Saddam.
5 Now that's a spicy meatball.
Maid in Manhattan
1 Can you see the electricity?
2 Do you see what I see?
3 Beware of strange men in elevators...
4 Mirror, mirror on the wall, are there any features at all?
1 You're what???????
2 Doctor.... I keep seeing flowers everywhere.
3 Oh my god mate, this shirt matches my sisters wallpaper.
Manchester United - Beyond the...
2 Ryan Giggs
3 Roy Keane
Mask Of Zorro
1 Don Rafaelo Montero
2 Don Diego De La Vega
3 Alejandro Murrieta - Zorro
4 Antonio with the sleek look.
5 Elena - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Matthew Bournes Swan Lake
1 The young prince.
2 A night on the lake.
3 The swans come out...
4 The queen celebrates.
Midnight Express-Anniversary E...
1 Billy alone in the sanitarium.
2 Randy Quaid being stabbed in the arse as an act of revenge by a fellow prisoner.
3 Billy Hayes being arrested after the discovery of hashish strapped to him belly. The guards believe it may be explosives.
Mighty Joe Young
1 Relax! Unwind! Go hunting.
2 The thermometer is cold!!! it's frikkin freezing.
3 You're right, waxing could get expensive.
4 a South African beauty.
5 A North American hooty.
Monk - Season 1
1 No, I'm not the guy from Men In Black.
2 No, I'm not the principal from Ferrie Beullers Day Off
3 No, I'm not afraid of getting a tan.
Monsters, Inc. dts
1 Do you sell contact lenses?
2 Get this thing off me...
3 Oh my, Toy Story 3 on DVD?!
1 Joe (Jake Gyllenhaal) pauses for thought.
2 Bertie (Ellen Pompeo) lives up to the US Postal Service's rain, hail or shine policy.
3 Dinner with Ben and Jojo.
4 Jake Gyllenhaal and Dustin Hoffman put in an early challenge for the 2003 DVDnet stare-out contest.
5 Bertie and Joe.
Mortal Kombat Annihilation
1 It is a time of bad scripts and useless sequels.
2 Shao Khan with a bad case of skinus-missingus.
3 Smoke makes an apperance.
4 Smile, you're on mortal camera.
5 Motaro a Sagitarius?
Moulin Rouge - SE dts
1 Lavish sets aplenty
2 Let's set the scene
3 Better the Fairy you know!
4 Ok, now cough.
5 The bad ass chicks of the Moulin Rouge
6 The story begins!
Mudvayne - L(ive) D(osage) 50 ...
Muppet Treasure Island: SE
1 She'll be apples...
2 The rich halfwit son of a shipbuilder consults Mr. Bimbo...
3 Waldorf and Statler reduced to figureheads...
4 Captain Smollett: Raging volcano...
5 Long John Silver and Polly the, erm, lobster...
Music in High Places - Goo Goo... dts
1 So purrrty
2 "I thought you were driving?!?"
3 Music in High Places
Mutiny on the Bounty
1 "Mr Christian! Why is this man wearing stripes with stripes?"
2 The crew had resorted to using innovative forms of bait.
3 Don't you just hate it when you spot someone else wearing the same outfit?
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
1 Your personal Greek statue.
3 You may now kiss the meringue...
4 My Big Fat Greek Menu.
1 And the Oscar goes to...
2 What's the big deal? My head is normally this high anyway.
3 Wow! Now that's tall!
Neighbours - The Music
1 Who'd have thought she'd become a sex symbol?
1 "Listen mate, who are you calling a queen?"
2 "You'd look like me if you had to read my squashed subtitles this fast."
3 "Sorry, but I have to return this suit to the Men In Black"
4 "You posted what with that amount of postage?"
Norah Jones And The Handsome B...
1 Norah Jones...
2 and The Handsome Band.
3 Lost in the moment.
4 Dolly lends her big set of um...lungs for a tune.
Nothing to Lose
1 "Now, tell us again how much you liked the movie..."
NYPD Blue - Season 2
1 David Caruso departs the 15th squad for the last time.
2 Jimmy Smits makes his debut.
1 We're getting paid how much?
2 *Sigh* They're called Boobs Andy!
3 Better out than in I say!
4 Any room for me in this flick?
1 Where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.
2 Why I do declare you have the shadow of a prop guy on your dress!
Once Upon A Time In China - Sp...
1 The Sword of Death!
2 Jet Li going for his Hunter S. Thompson look.
3 Looks like they've employed Jesus as stunt co-ordinator.
4 Those crazy Americans!
One Hour Photo (Rental)
1 A bad day in photoland.
One Perfect Day
1 One Perfect DVD Menu
2 You spin me right round...
3 "All you have to do is listen."
4 C'mon, up the anti... make it a... *gulp*... TOUCHDOWN!
5 Leeanna Walsman looks terrified as she realises that 'Tidy' actually stood for 'Tiny'...
Only Fools and Horses - The Co...
1 "It'll ride up with wear."
2 Another action-packed Saturday night!
Out of Reach
1 Cough please
2 Passing out of the only defence against this movie
3 Shoot me...please
4 Is it Art?
5 Finally, I'm out of this movie
6 The props department ran out of black jackets.
1 Dazza is a spunk rat!
2 Yes, it's that bloody song again...
Patch Adams - CE
1 Patch comes to a patient as an angel
2 Patch and his love interest
3 The Spaghetti pool.
Paul Simon - Graceland
1 Chevy Chase in his younger days.
2 Paul Simon, once married to Carrie Fisher.
3 I once caught a fish this big.
4 Paul Simon fiddling with his mixer.
Pet Shop Boys - Pop Art
1 West End Boys, or How To Be Inconspicuous At A Railway Station
2 One of the pop art menus
3 You'd be grumpy too if you were covered in 3D spikes...
4 Sir Ian "Gandalf" McKellen in one of his great roles...
Petula Clark - This is My Song
1 Hey, don't laugh - Christmas cracker dresses are coming back...
Pink Floyd - Live at Pompeii: ...
1 Who's Floyd? And why is he pink? Oh, pink pink.
2 Whaoh, I got this..like..light thing growing outta my head! Good shit man!
3 Floyd test the Pompeii sewage system together.
Pirates of the Caribbean - CE dts
1 I didn't buy any blood oranges?!?
2 Keira sees Johnny's pay cheque...
3 Hmmm, is this Edina or Patsy?
4 The downside of eating disorders...
5 Disc 1 in its anamorphically enhanced goodness...
Planet of the Apes: 35th Anniv... dts
1 "Who left the bloody taps on?"
2 The oldest site gag in the book.
3 "I have a note from my Mum."
Please Teacher! Volume 1 - Hot...
1 Yes, I'm the awkward one.
2 Yes. It's that kinda show...
3 Sailors. They've got one in every port.
4 The Japanese love their baths..
Point Break (Magna) dts
1 "Look, half of my Tank Girl costume is here already..."
2 The birth of The Matrix - version 1.0
3 "Look, I'm so talented and can pull my "Speed" face on cue!"
4 I'm gonna break this effing remote in a minute...
Porridge - Series Three
2 Two nuts and a screw?
1 "C'mere boy! I need a cue ball for mah pool table!"
2 Powder suffered from severe static electricity when he wore gumboots.
3 Jeff Goldblum is a goose.
Pretty Woman: SE
1 "So what did happen with those gerbils?"
3 "This, ma'am, is called c-u-t-l-e-r-y"
4 "I feel pretty... Oh so pretty"
1 Ashitaka: On a Mission from God
2 The Land of Mist and Fog
3 Elk and Tree Spirit, forever united.
4 Tree Spirit from the East
5 The Princess of Wolves is not happy...
6 O radiant Deer God, grant me but one wish?
Psycho - CE
1 Look into the mind of Norman Bates
2 The House of Horrors
3 William H. Macy embarks on his last investigation
4 A cold and chilling murder
5 Norman Bates keeps an eye on things.
1 What's in a suitcase?
2 I will strike down upon thee...
3 Mia Wallace at the Jack Rabbit slims
1 Lena (Emily Watson) and Barry (Adam Sandler) connect.
2 Barry goes shopping.
3 Barry and Lena narrowly avoid getting hit by a Blu-Ray laser prototype.
4 Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
5 This is what heaven looks like to frozen-meal-in-a-box fans.
6 The opening credits - at the end of the film.
Quantum Leap - Season 1
1 Leaping menu
2 Guys, it's always important to protect yourself when time traveling.
3 Sam & Al
4 The time traveling lone ranger in his white bodysuit
5 I'm in a real identity crisis here, Al!
R&B Never Looked So Good
1 Everybody spin!
Rage - The Video Link
Raiders of the Lost Ark
1 Jones. Indiana Jones.
2 Oh no! It's the world's biggest Malteser!
3 Why is it it so?
4 Crack that whip...
5 It's only a model...
6 Ooh, it's a Pet Shop Boys video clip!
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Live a... dts
1 We said it looks like you could could do with a good feed!
Requiem for a Dream
2 preparing for the Hulk.
3 when the air conditioner fails, use the fridge.
4 "This human fly thing is making my head spin"
Resident Evil 2 - Apocalypse
1 Mmmmmmm, Milla!!!
2 Well! colour me tickled pink.
3 Let's see if he can worm his way out of this one.
4 The Toxic Avenger makes a cameo appearance.
5 Leelo Dallas multi-scars.
6 I am not a terrorist.
Richie Benaud's Greatest XI
1 What do you mean no Jonesy!?!
2 Even Jonesy can't believe it
3 Even Jonesy can't believe it
4 Jonesy waits outside the studio for the big announcement - it never came.
5 Even Jonesy can't believe it!
Ring 0 - Birthday
1 FLASHDANCE! Everyone wants to Flashdance! I can't stand it anymore!
2 They simply couldn't stand the thought of another Ray Martin Special.
1 Rocky gets a once in a lifetime offer
2 The training begins
3 Rocky goes the distance.
1 Robert De Niro prepares for the ambush
2 Jean Reno as cool as ever.
1 The gang.
2 Awwwww puppy breathe.
1 "Viktor, THIS is the corner of the frame when we work in Panavision, okay?"
2 The computer-generated Simone gives "Blue Screen Of Death" a whole new meaning.
3 I Am Pig wows the critics at the premiere.
4 Coming this summer: "F0nz1e"
1 Brush away the anger...
2 Like a postcard come to life...
3 A powerful and poised Pema
4 The entrance to a new and different world
1 Don't look at me I didn't do it
2 Damn! How can I get this onto my Ipod?
3 This is Big Brother...
4 Smile for the little birdy
5 Phantom of the opera this isn't!
1 "Damn, that cardboard cutout of Mr Grey is creeping me out..."
2 "And next, we'll do the ears..."
3 "I'm Sophie Ellis-Bextor... err, I mean, I'm your secretary!"
4 "This one time, when I had the Invisible Woman for a secretary..."
5 Situation vacant.
Seven - SE dts
1 Ultra Violet and Ultra Violent
2 The killer strikes.
3 Avon calling.
4 Watching the detectives.
5 I could have sworn I dropped it here.
6 Three down, Four to go.
Sex With Strangers (Rental)
1 Couple number one.
2 Dressed for success.
3 Prowling the chat rooms for more swingers.
Shaun Of The Dead
1 Corrr, that's one juicy blister!
2 Would you like flies with that?!
3 Just a shovel full of sugar helps the zombies go down.
4 Cos this is thriller, thriller night!!!
5 Saucefest 2005.
6 I see dead people!
Shooting the Past
1 Free for free.
2 Look at me, I'm a lemming!
3 It's not easy being green.
4 What a Farquaad!
5 One of the many beautiful shots.
1 He's been drinking!
2 Shhh, we're filming a commercial for pants.
3 The Oscar worthy Virginia Madsen
4 The over-sexed charmer & the sad-sack worrier
5 California Dreamin'
Silent Night, Deadly Night - 1...
1 Santy Clause is coming to get you!
2 Bad A*# Santa!
3 For the love of God...Not the Snow Man too!
4 What's Up Doc?
5 Gimme Shelter!
6 Get your hands up and keep your eyebrows down!
Simple Minds: Seen the Lights ...
1 Hey guys, look! An Internet nerd's reading a review of our DVD!
Sinead O'Connor - Goodnight, T... dts
1 Can this girl sing or what?
2 Songstress and band.
3 Not always serious.
Slap Her, She's French!
1 A herd of silly moos...
2 This must be the French chick then...
1 The blonde guesses Nic's "happy size".
2 This is not a boob shot, it is a clue. Trust me, in the END you'll figure it out, and you'll give me CREDIT.
Soap - Season Two
1 Happy families!
2 Which one's the dummy?
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em - The...
1 He's a pixie, not a fairy.
2 " And this sofa could be yours, if The Price Is Right."
1 Gimme paw!
2 Oh dink! Things aren't looking good for our heroes (and heroines!)
3 All the inspiration you need for the 40 Hour Famine...
4 I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
5 Joan Rivers discovers a great way to avoid more plastic surgery...
1 Have you seen this girl?
2 I can see right through the barrel. Cool!
3 Remember your e-tag and have a good weekend.
4 Shallow Val.
5 Strap yourself in for the ride.
6 One more time, where's the rest of your office furniture?
Spirited Away: LE dts
1 Friendly neighbourhood boiler man.
2 When pool ponies spring a leak.
3 She love's me, she loves me not...
4 Yukata. Even the most bland seem exotic...
5 Did someone order chicken soup?
6 Horseradish. Now that's hot...
Star Wars - Episode I - The Ph...
1 This is MY Gameboy, Mutha!
2 Up Close and Personal.
4 A stand off.
5 Big Boss Nass Blessed.
6 Where did we park our Speeder?
Star Wars - Episode IV - A New...
1 Slugfest 2004.
2 Whoops, wrong turn.
3 Luke Starkiller and Biggs Darklighter
4 The Olympic Closing Ceremony.
Star Wars - Episode VI - Retur...
1 Rancor Arena.
2 The all new 2004 Bitsamissing Death Star, with all wheel drive.
3 My eyes, the goggles do nothing.
Star Wars: Clone Wars - Volume...
1 These new ABBA outfits are fantastic.
2 Dooku-ing it out.
3 Anakin ignites his mosquito zapper.
4 Mace - not just a pepper spray.
5 The new member of Hi-5.
6 The new Bits-a-missing droids.
Stars of Australian Rugby - He...
2 Joe Roff scores another try.
Steve Poltz: Digital Video Dis...
1 Having run out of live music establishments to convert into pokies venues, the developers started on the performers...
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
1 "Hey Joe, do you think 'man-love' is wrong? Joe? Whaddya think Joe? Huh?"
2 "10-4, 10-4, I think my incontinence pad has exploded. Send backup and a sponge!"
Suddenly 30 - CE
1 Mine are bigger than yours. Heh!!!
2 The Bandit is back, but he's not black.
4 Don't make me angry! You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!
5 Talk to the hand Nekked boy.
6 Ahh, I just farted in New York.
Superjoint Ritual - Live in Da... dts
1 An American Icon
2 Super blood
1 Breakfast of Champions!
3 Neo? Is that you?
Swept Away: CE
1 The first movie with a review built in.
1 And this is where your tail was...
Take the Money and Run
1 They call him Mellow Cello.
2 "It's fun to stay at the...hey, where's the rest of the group?"
1 Do you dare reveal the mask(ing) of the Tape?
2 C'mon dude, I thought you were "up" for this?
3 Devilishly beautiful
4 It's the attack of the killer pixelation... (give it a larger look)
Tears of the Sun: CE
1 What do you mean you see dead people?
2 Maverick and Iceman are on their way!
1 Sllllurp...! Jimmy gets steamy, New Orleans style.
2 "Lilly... err... is there a leopard behind me, by any chance?"
3 International Stare-Out Champion 2001, Burt Reynolds
4 "Lilly, has someone been licking your head?"
Terminator 2 - Judgement Day
1 Check Mate!
2 Terminator disco lasers.
3 Flaming head
4 I bought it at a Second Hand store
5 Don't mess with the radio
Terminator 3 - Rise of the Mac... dts
4 Arnold BEFORE he puts on his make up.
5 The T-X's snap-on vibrator blows a fuse..
6 Marv just couldn't shake the feeling that his job killing humans wasn't really that satisfying..
The Adventures Of Elmo In Grou...
1 Bert and Ernie - 2 of the classic characters
2 Mandy Patinkin as the evil Huxley
3 Part of the gang watching over a fainting Elmo.
The Aviator - 2-Disc Edition
1 Another day at the office
2 No seriously, that zit on your back is huge.
3 At the premiere of ELLS.
4 Thanks for the mammories!
5 It's as if Van Helsing was just a bad dream...
6 Just a quiet night at DVD.net HQ
The Beach Boys - Good Vibratio... dts
1 As good as it gets.
2 There weren't enough seats inside the plane.
The Best Bits of the Late Show...
1 Yessir, Yessir, Yessir
2 You too would be shit scared.
3 Boonie! Legend! I don't beleevit!
4 Like a tiger!!!
5 Funtuzzic Durecta, I fink a geeenius
6 Dufflecoat Supreme.
The Big Boss - Special CE
The Bodyguard - SE
1 Not one word about the hair or I'll shoot!
2 Not now Bobby!
3 In the year 1992, Whitney Houston will Kill Kevin!
4 Hello Mr Tongue!
The Bourne Identity (2002) dts
1 Bourne again.
2 Our Bourne impersonator does a passable Minnie Driver.
3 Building, Bourne. Bourne, building. Now hug.
4 Bourne To Run.
The Chronicles of Riddick
1 No-one understands the pressure surrounding the 'saviour of the universe'!
2 Vin Diesel 'letting his hair down', or so to speak...
3 "Some are just born with tragedy on their blood."
4 I have a strange feeling George Lucas had something to do with this film...
5 Judi Dench just coming to let us know she's still alive.
1 Gra Gra as Teddy, the club at the time's Eddie...
2 Now get out there and stick it right up 'em!
3 I'll have a pie 'n' sauce, a bag of donuts - oh, and a couple of sausage rolls would hit the spot...
4 Jock partakes of a rollie...
The Commitments: SE
1 Rubber duckie, you're the one...
3 Obviously his Mam never told him the one about if the wind changes...
4 ...but he's OUR savage.
5 The Commitmentettes...
1 Hrmm... the Corporation
responsible for SARS too?
2 Billboards of the future.
4 It's good to see the Corporation out there promoting multiculturalism.
5 Nike have responded to security concerns with brute force.
6 Tyres anyone?
The Crocodile Hunter - Collisi...
2 MMMmmm... poo!
3 The Crocodile Hunter - Menu Course.
The Day After Tomorrow: SE dts
1 3 Reasons to dust more often...
2 Some people don't adhere to water restrictions.
3 The Liberty douche.
4 Someone hail a cab?
5 I tried to land but it's snow good.
6 A deleted scene - The search for the plug hole.
1 Star crossed lovers?
2 Kylie Minogue as Lola Lovell
3 Charlie Schlatter as Brownie Hansen
4 Kylie's left holding the baby
5 Delinquents menu
6 Kylie, circa 1989
1 Nervous boy meets the (other) dish
2 You too can have foxtel at home...
3 A pack of Galahs
4 One magical view.
1 Be carfeul - They bite.
2 Robert Patrick as Coach Willis - Huge smile for an alien
3 Harry Knowles - The Biggest Film Geek of them All.
The Fast and the Furious dts
1 Kermit the Import
2 Traction's a bitch aint it.
The Fifth Element - CE dts
1 Mmmmmmmm, Milla!!!
2 Larry, Curly and Moe.
3 It's Zorg, not Zurg.
4 Nicely designed menus.
5 Alien vs Napisan.
6 ET phone home. Twice!
1 Excuse me, we booked seats in the non smoking section.
2 Never blow out all the church candles at once.
3 10 years building a house on water and the lake dries up.
4 70's fashion never looked so bad.
5 This wasn't on last nights weather report.
6 Flared pants and flares.
1 One of the few times she isn't running
2 What did I forget?
3 The new Mulder & Scully?
The Girl Next Door - Uncut Ver...
1 I can't hold it man, the beans, the beans.
2 I hate guessing birthday presents. Is it an xbox?
3 Floor sure is gritty.
4 No, I'm not that guy from 'Las Vegas'
5 Yup, you got it babe, that's me!!!
6 did he say 'are gay'?
The Glow (Rental)
1 Eek! A RAT! KILL IT! Oh, sorry, it's just Portia de Rossi... KILL IT!
The Guru dts
1 All hail the '60s haircut...
2 You're the one that I want!
3 Uh... who's who?
4 Arrrgghh, my eyes, turn down the colour!
1 Is this the train to the Academy Awards?
2 Isn't this the same facial expression from Far From Heaven?
3 Oooh... grainy...
4 "Always the years..."
The Iron Giant - SE
1 Somebody needs a hug!
2 Oh no! The giant's after me!
3 Just a bit of size comparison.
4 The giant "wigging out!"
5 Obvious 'Dilbert' influences found in that tie.
6 "To infinity and beyond!"
The Land Before Time 9 - Journ...
1 They called him Flipper - or Mo
2 We musn't panic!
The Last Samurai
2 Burkes Backyard in Japan.
3 Red sky at night, shepherds delight.
4 The man with the swords has something to say about that!
The League of Gentlemen - The ...
1 Hello, Dave?
2 Have we missed the keg?
3 Herr Lipp makes his move...
4 Les McQueen struts his own brand of special stuff...
5 It's a nice day for a white wedding...
The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride
1 Simba and Nala.
3 Timon & Pumbaa return
1 oooh, lucious!!!
2 I'll have the golf course ready in no time.
3 You need a 15 minute powernap mate.
4 Don't laugh at my shirt. It's a George Lucas original.
5 The fight for the sauce bottle went on for hours.
6 A bad commercial for the commodore.
The Lost Boys
1 Kiefer Sutherland is hungry for success.
2 A sharp pain in the head.
3 The Corey twins in another teen flick.
The Man From Snowy River (1982... dts
1 Stop horsing around, you!
2 The Man gets cracking.
The Manhattan Project
1 New from Lex Luthor Pharmaceuticals. Kryptonite in a bottle.
2 Paul (Collett) boasts about the size and girth of his own secret weapon to an incredulous Jenny (Nixon).
3 Not James Dean. Rebel without a clue.
4 "Armageddon out of here. Oh... but you can shoot this esoteric little bastard."
The Master of Disguise
1 Carvey disguised as cow shit - how appropriate.
2 This is the exact moment you realise Carvey is washed up.
3 "Give me back my dignity, you bastard!"
1 "Please, God. Let this film be a hit."
2 "Lady, I do not ride side-saddle, okay?"
3 The heavy track didn't suit the field.
The Mummy - UE dts
1 Some people take Rock, Paper, Sissors too far.
2 Did you hear that?
3 Listerine - powerful stuff.
4 Token joke character at your service!
5 Are you with Ansett? Absolutely!
6 She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes.
The Muppet Christmas Carol: SE
1 Bah humbug!
2 Three little pigs?
3 Warning: Do not look at this picture, it may contain spoilers.
4 A potential moral dilemma for any vegetarians out there...
1 Who can you trust?
2 Danny mourns his friends death
3 On a suicide mission
4 DVD shows its great detail
5 Danny Roman has been pushed too far.
1 There’ll be dancing,dancing in the streets!
2 .....and she just swans back into his life.
3 Happier times?
The One (Superbit) dts
1 Just..a..little..bit..closer..I saw this..on the..internet..
2 This version of Law deserved to die.
3 This mouse has the biggest balls I've ever seen. On a mouse, that is.
The Outer Limits - The Origina...
1 "There is nothing wrong with your television set..." - unless you are watching Big Brother of course, then there is plenty wrong.
3 "Who the hell are you calling bald, Baldy?"
The Passion of the Christ dts
1 Whipping complete.
2 Agasp at the crowd.
3 Caiaphus - The High Priest.
The Piano Teacher
1 The lesson begins...
2 The face of jealousy
3 Isabelle Huppert as Erika Kohut
1 I swear. I'm. Gonna get. You, and kill you. You f*ck!
2 This is not from the film. It is a real shot of Walken setting someone on fire using his finger. He can really do it.
The Prophecy II
1 Walken liked to stand in the director's street and just watch his family for inspiration.
2 I'm gonna... KILL... you know, the GUY. Who made my coffee. The f*ck, I feel. So... sick.
The Quick And The Dead
1 Gene Hackman as the Sherrif.
2 Leonardo Di Caprio as the cocky sharp shooter
3 Russell Crowe, not a happy priest.
4 Gene Hackman towers above a marshall.
5 Sharon Stone has a dark secret from her past.
1 Naomi Watts bleeds talent off the screen...
2 "Look Ma, I'm on TV!"
3 "What? Tank Girl is not on R4 DVD?!?"
4 Exactly... Don't watch this alone
The Rise & Rise of Australian ...
1 The menu.
2 23, 38 hut hut hut!
The Rules of Attraction
1 The perils of drinking alone.
2 "Dawson who?"
3 Sharon's lingerie parties were always well attended.
The Saint Set 1
1 The Saint we all recognise...
2 Hangtime for The Saint.
3 The Saint fights like Xena...
4 The Saint gets down with the Village People...
5 His eyesight failing, The Saint chats up a mop.
6 After years of reckless living, The Saint lets himself go a bit.
The Shield - The Complete Firs...
1 Vic Mackie
2 Captain Aceveda
3 Some of the squad.
4 Vic and Lemonhead talk to a suspect.
The Simpsons - Bart Wars
1 Homer Simpson. Man in Black.
2 A Clockwork Orange... dog.
3 Let's do it again!
4 The Bonestorm effect...
The Simpsons - Complete Season...
1 Main menu screen for disc 1
3 Princess Kashmir
4 Animated chapter selections.
5 Bart, still the undefeated champion.
The Simpsons - Dark Secrets
1 So Marge, ever considered a career as an intern?
2 His jiggling is almost hypnotic…
3 Lisa and the silver tongue…
4 MMMmmm... sweeeeet candy!
The Simpsons - Gone Wild
1 Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo doo...
2 Kick off!
3 Now THIS is livin'!
4 Love you mate! No, I love YOU mate!
The Simpsons - Risky Business
1 Hoonin' with the Homie...
2 Is it about my cube?
3 The Fat Stuff...
4 Eww. Just eww.
The Singing Detective (2003)
1 "Go ahead, make my day."
2 Singing menu
3 Mel Gibson in Revenge of the Nerds
4 The angelic Robyn Wright Penn
5 A detective singing
6 The noir Jake & the Fatman
The Sound of Music - SE
1 Soft focus, slowly zoom in, let's sell the love story people.
2 Thunderbirds are go.
3 If only we could all have a view like this
4 The travelling Von Trapps.
5 Do ray me...
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2...
1 Need a lift?
2 Where did we leave the Scooby van?
The Truth About Charlie
1 "Errr... Mr Demme? My make-up won't wash off..."
2 "...like a tiiiiger."
3 A typical viewer after 40 minutes of The Truth About Charlie.
4 Everything's coming up Aznavour.
5 There can be only one; Audrey Hepburn as Regina in Charade.
The Wailers - Live dts
1 Jah rasta!
2 What have you got on your head?
The Who - Live At Royal Albert... dts
1 Blue Light Disco
2 All those in favour, raise your hand.
3 Man with blurred hands.
4 G...A...B..B..B... fook it...
1 The Dodge Interceptor in action...
2 Blue Lights and Lego.
The X-Files Season 8 Box Set
1 The amazing two headed FBI agent.
2 Duchovny needed some quick cash.
3 Scully and Doggett meet, water flies.
4 What happened to that guys face?!
5 I'm not crying, there's something in my eye.
There's Something About Mary
1 Ted with the biggest, ugliest smile on his face.
2 Ted turns to Pat Healy to help him find Mary
3 Mary's housemate Magda - one too many visits to the solarium
4 Mary and that hair gel.
They Might Be Giants - Giganti...
1 I don't want the world; I just want your half...
Thomas & Friends - Twin Troubl...
1 This early design for Thomas with Robert De Niro's face was rejected as being to scary.
2 This is how a train goes to the toilet, boys and girls!
1 Lovers Leap was about to claim another (not so) happy couple.
2 "Lend me your jacket, I'm freezin'."
3 The warning signs were everywhere.
THX-1138 - DC
1 THX likes to walk to work in style.
2 Now is this where television is headed?
3 "This can't be happening!"
4 Drug Evasion? This must be where society is headed!
5 Love Conquers All
Time After Time
1 "...only used by a little old lady to get to church on Sundays. In 1842."
2 Or as it's known on telly, ME AFTER TIM.
1 The menu system is cool, especially in the non-default 'modern' look.
2 The menu system in 1357, complete with filthy peasants and the black plague.
3 Hereeeeee's Johnny!
4 I wish they'd used this on the final print of the film.
1 Titanic anchors for the night.
2 Jack and Rose get to know each other
3 "I once caught a fish this big"
4 Jack first sets his eyes on Rose
5 Down she goes.
1 Warp Speed Mr Sulu!
2 Target Audience, Targeted.
3 Target Audience, Targeted, again!
4 Moooooooo (play spot the random cow).
5 Product placement, subtle as a hammer.
Toy Story - The Ultimate Toy B...
1 Buzz to the rescue
2 "Halt, Who goes there?"
3 "Buzz Lightyear to Star Command"
4 Woody gets picked on.
5 The cold shoulder from a toy?
6 Geri from Geri's Game.
1 Choose the force, choose a freakin' big light saber...
Transformers Armada - Volume 2
1 The New Transformers: Flash Dump
Transformers Armada - Volume 4
1 The New Transformers: Pentboy
Transformers Armada - Volume 6
1 The New Transformers: Oldschool
Transformers Armada - Volume 8
1 The New Transformers - Microchip
1 Trojans - gone to Helen back.
2 I am Gladiator!
3 Clash of the Titans.
4 First prize at the Melbourne Cup.
5 Sunset Boulevard.
6 Brother, you're making me very angry.
1 Arnie finds out he has a twin brother
2 Whos got the bigger biceps?
3 The Twins take to the street
4 A family tree of twins.
Ultimate X - The Movie dts
Under The Radar
1 How you doin?
2 Neo if you're out there I need you now!
3 Blacks out and brown's in?
1 Caroline (Marisa Tomei) realises there's something special about Adam (Christian Slater)
Van Helsing: CE
1 Van Helsing: Vampire Hunter.
2 Frankenstein's Monster Seeks Revenge.
3 Bad Puppy! No Biscuit!
4 Dracula Relaxes with his Deadly Brides.
5 Van Helsing: Vampire Hunter.
1 Ah the joys of make-up chemicals
2 Does she come standard with this vessel?
3 I asked for baked clam, not a Lego Land spider!
Wadd - The Life and Times of J...
1 "My, what big...nipples."
2 So, do you come here often?"
3 Unrecognisable with his clothes on.
1 "Sir, your buttocks are superb, just like you claimed!"
2 "He's right Sir! You have the backside of a 20 year old!"
Welcome to Collinwood (Rental)
2 The usual suspects?
Whale Rider dts
1 No waka's
2 I'm just the strong, silent type.
3 A whale of a time...
4 Whale Rider
Who Framed Roger Rabbit: CE dts
1 Hey, smoking really does stunt your growth!
2 Hey! I'll follow whatever I damn well want!
3 She's not bad, she's just drawn that way...
4 Mickey and Bugs drop in...
6 Ooh, that's gotta hurt...
1 Anthony Perkins lives...
2 A portrait of a perfectly well-adjusted young fellow...
4 Moisturiser could be a desirable option..
5 A rat in the hand...
1 "What a night!"
2 Smoking in bed? Bad, bad bad.
3 "I said, 'NO ANCHOVIES!'"
xXx (Superbit) dts
1 Vin never base model jumped...
2 The blue light disco was a great place to score.
3 Do you ... tango?
4 Come on Brosnan, let's see you do this!
5 Rammstein - now that's extreme.
Y Tu Mama Tambien
1 "It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A..."
2 It was the breast of times...
Yes Minister - Series 3
1 Jim Hacker, MP (Paul Eddington) stands behind the men behind the, err, man.
You've Got Mail
1 Meg Ryan logs on
2 Joe Fox rides on
3 Mortal enemies and online lovers.