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- English: Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround EX
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- Deleted scenes
- 4 Teaser trailer
- Theatrical trailer
- 15 Featurette
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- 4 Music video
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Austin Powers in Goldmember |
Roadshow Entertainment/Roadshow Entertainment .
R4 . COLOR . 91 mins .
M15+ . PAL |
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It all must seem so easy-peasy lemon squeezy when considering a sequel to a box office success. You’ve got recognisable characters, established stories and there’s really naff-all work to do other than write in a few new situations, bend a few of the old plots a little bit and come up with a few new gags, right? Ah yes, but as Austin Powers so fatefully says within the opening minutes of Goldmember, “you’ve also got to have mojo baby, yeah!” Ouch kabibble, this all sounds like we’re heading towards a lambasting of this, the third Austin Powers film, right? Nuh-uh, but when plopped next to its two superb prequels there is definitely something NQR about it. It’s almost as if it spends the entirety of the film trying to catch breath after the simply phenomenally OTT, cameo-stuffed intro – which we’re certainly not going to spoil for you. As for plot, well it’s probably more threadbare than its predecessors, which in many ways is quite impressive considering they could hardly be accused of being the full meat and two veg. After Dr Evil is caught by Austin in the first act, it’s down to newcomer Goldmember, a phenomenally toit, gag-a-maggot skin–eating guy who’s from Holland (isn’t that weird?) – an ageing disco king with more than a passion for all things bullion-esque – to be the big bad. You see, where Herr Doctor failed in his creation of a “tractor beam” (you must mime those quotes, naturally), Goldmember didn’t, so the two have teamed, with the help of Japanese bloke Mr Roboto (domo arigato!), in order to achieve their goal of – oh come on, does it have to be said? World domination, duh! Oh, unless they’re paid their ransom of one billion, gajillion, fifillion, shabba-doodle-ooly-million, sha-ming-gommy-shaly-million... yen, of course. There’s also a little matter of them having kidnapped Austin’s Dad, Nigel Powers. So Austin, who’s now firmly entrenched in the now it would seem, has to nut out when his father is – and pimps it back to 1975 in pursuit of Goldmember, hooks up with old squeeze Foxxy Cleopatra (who’s a whole lot of woman – and hair) then pinballs further through time in order to save the day. Again – for that’s what International Men of Mystery do, right? "Your spy car’s a Mini?!”
“It’s not the size mate... it’s how you use it." |
Featuring basically all the staples of an Austin Powers flick we’ve grown to love – the word play, the shadow play, the bodily functions, the judo chops – and adding a few newies such as some great fun with subtitles and even that classic 007 chestnut of recycling old actors who were once goodies as baddies, Goldmember is as chock full of shits and giggles as you’d expect. The casting of Michael Caine as Austin’s fahza could not have been better, Beyonce puts in a reasonably spirited, Pam Grier-inspired turn and most of the wonderful characters we’ve met previously show up in one way or another (although the not-so-wonderful Fat Bastard feels decidedly tacked on (which it must be said would take an incredible amount of sticky stuff) – but it’s a great chance for a fun The Matrix-styled wire gag) and the clever little references to daggy pop culture (old Styx songs anybody?) and spy flicks of yore still abound for those who are tuned in enough. Mike Myers’ fourth character, Goldmember, is certainly an acquired taste though, leaving me cold on first viewing and only just getting used to him by the fourth. There’s also a little advancement to the whole Powers lore thing, including a couple of big surprises which see established loyalties challenged and a great set-up for the inevitable fourth instalment in the series. In the end, however, Goldmember just comes across as a series of loosely connected vignettes even more so than previous episodes – more like a series of sketches desperately linked by the most wafer thin of attempts at plot, and as such it lacks the heart of either International Man of Mystery or even The Spy Who Shagged Me. Well, perhaps not heart – “mojo” would have to be a better word for it. Baby.
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Very shagadelic baby! Oh alright –the vision is presented in anamorphically enhanced 2.35:1, the print is completely moley-moley-moley-moley-free and flawless, colour is as beautifully vivid as you’d expect – from the M&Ms-styled hues of Austin’s pad to the golden washes of Goldmember’s club (Studio 69) to the steely greys of Dr Evil’s various lairs – detail is top notch and save for one fleetingly obvious example of aliasing the print is pretty much perfect. It’s basically a switched on, totally groovy transfer that’s like worthy of such a recent film, baby. Seriously, this is one of the most smashing transfers yet seen by these eyes, what more do you need to know?
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Ooh, stereo-nerds will have an absolute field day with this one – friends of such people be warned and make suitable travel arrangements. Not content with boring old Dolby Digital 5.1 or DTS sound, Goldmember rummages about in the sonic tricks bag for a while and emerges triumphantly with Dolby Digital EX 5.1 and DTS ES 6.1 mixes firmly grasped in its talons. Not actually being a stereo-nerd, this poor technology-challenged reviewer could only make do with her apparently crappy old not-so-long-ago purchased DTS receiver. Suffice to say that Fook Mi, both mixes are absolutely mind-blowing on my set-up baby (agh, once you start with the “baby”s it’s very hard to stop, erm, baby...) – the subwoofwoof going spare without sounding sticky-taped on to proceedings, and all manner of effects, music and the like sailing all over the place like Mini Me on the receiving end of a Matthew Richardson goal kick. The gymnastics aren’t restricted to behind-you, behind-you, either, with some lovely separation work across the three front speakers. If you have unlimited funds and as such have the techno bits and bobs to cope with the seven channel mix, it would probably be safe to say it’s going to sound even better. Other than George S. Clinton’s great scoring (and no, he’s not the Do Fries Go With Dat Shake? George Clinton), the soundtrack is another piecemeal affair, much more so than in the two previous films. There’s no big “hit” as such, with a few well-worn classic disco tracks – and a nicely constructed new one with many familiar cues – and the odd emergence of fab acts such as Pizzicato Five rubbing shoulders with the occasional new track, including what got shunted to the end credits, a gorgeous re-rendering of Burt’n’Hal’s Alfie by The Bangles’ Susanna Hoffs (also Mrs Jay Roach), which should have featured in the beefy part of the film – see the extras summation for more on this.
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DVD-wise the video and audio afforded Goldmember are basically faultless, although whilst the extras look plentiful it is all somewhat misleading when you consider their general brevity. Film-wise, basically if you dug its two predecessors, you’re certain to dig Goldmember - it doesn’t expand much on what has come before, and is a little less well-rounded, but it does hold some fabulous laugh out loud moments which certainly won’t disappoint fans. OK, exorcism time - groovy baby, baby, baby, fab, smashing yeah! Ah, I feel better now – shazam!
LINK: http://www.dvd.net.au/review.cgi?review_id=2317
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And I quote... |
"Chock full of shits and giggles as you'd expect, but you’ve also got to have mojo baby, yeah!
" - Amy Flower |
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Review Equipment |
- DVD Player:
Pioneer DV-535
- TV:
Sony 68cm
- Receiver:
Onkyo TX-DS494
- Speakers:
DB Dynamics Eclipse RBS662
- Centre Speaker:
DB Dynamics Eclipse ECC442
- Surrounds:
DB Dynamics Eclipse ECR042
- Subwoofer:
DTX Digital 4.8
- Audio Cables:
Standard RCA
- Video Cables:
Standard Component RCA
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